User:TheWelshXavi

The welsh xavi is in fact the greatest all round footballer that ever lived, with locks as luscious as Pirlos and a body that puts Cristiano Ronaldos to shame. We can only be talking about one man and that is the Joe Allen. Many people claim that he was sent directly from God as jesus resurrection and others claim that he is God himself. However no one can be too sure as the only people close enough to Wee Joe are his hens and his wife. And we dont need a wikipedia page to know that hens cant talk and a mans wife would never break their promise, especially someone as omnipotent as my joe.