User:The Bickle

Brian Bickle was born sometime before the big bang. He floated around the empty void that soon would be our universe. Little did he know, he was the one too create it. As he was floating he saw this star and decided "I want too poke it". So he did, thus creating the big bang. Soon after with ever forward stroke of his head, much like a chicken does when it walks, a new star was created. With every grind of his rancid teeth, a planet was born. After about an Hour after the creation of the known universe, he felt too lonely. so he Used his infinite wisdom and created Adam and Eve. After Eve turned him down four times he created the snake that told her too eat the apple, and made both Adam and Eve remain naked for the rest of their days. After a while he needed more people too brag too about his many "accomplishments". As the years passed and more civilizations came and died off (mostly due too the grotesque thought of being with Bickle). He was laying on a hill one day in what is now Great Britain, and decided too build a house. He had created a whole universe, but never thought too build a house. Shorty after the start of building Bickle Manor he had too stop production and go create Saturn too even the gravitation pull of the sun on Earth. After he returned he lost the will too build a house, for he'd never be in it do too being an Ice Road Trucker in a few thousand years. So as his house lay dormant it eventually was discovered and named Stone Hinge. He later needed more entertainment, seeing as TV hasn't crossed Bickle's mind yet, So he Created a Hunger Games type system for the Mayans and last team standing got too be his personal assistance for all eternity. Needless too say no one survived, also, the Mayan calendar was not an actual calendar, it was, in fact, the score bored.