User:Theabolitionist

This user is an Eagle Scout,
class of 2006.

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Cincinnati Reds

U^ofL

This user attends or attended the University of Louisville.

This user is a member of the

Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgments About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are in Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They Are Deletionists

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Est omnino difficile iudicare inclusionis meritum cuiusdam rei in encyclopædia cum ratio sciendi quid populi referat incerta sit, sed nihilominus aliquid encyclopædiam dedecet

It is generally difficult to judge the worthiness of a particular topic for inclusion in an encyclopedia considering that there is no certain way to know what interests people, but some topics nevertheless are not fit for an encyclopedia.

This motto reflects the desire of these Wikipedians to be reluctant, but not entirely unwilling, to remove articles from Wikipedia.

Guess Who

I smile apathetically, waving at the hordes of people in Dallas. I feel uneasy and can’t shake the feeling that someone is watching me, lying in wait. Today’s amphetamines must be wearing off. I glance down at the clock on the Lincoln’s dash, half past twelve. Christ when will this end. The excruciating Texas heat and lack of air conditioning makes Boston’s weather seem that much better. As the motorcade completes its turn onto Elm Street I see a young boy who looks a lot like my son, homesick I flash a labored smile and he graciously returns it. Behind me I hear a crack like a jet taking off. It suddenly gets hard to breath. My wife blankly stares at The Driver, the passenger and myself simultaneously. The car slows down and I lifelessly slump forward.