User:TinyTimJones
| — Wikipedian ♂ — | |
| Name | Timothy Maurice Jones, II |
|---|---|
| Born | April, 1993 Rockford, Illinois |
| Country |  [[|]] |
| Current location | Freeport, Illinois |
| Race | 90% caucasians; 10% native American |
| Height | 4 foot, 11 inches |
| Weight | n/a |
| Hair | black |
| Eyes | brown |
| Blood type | None |
| Sexuality | Controversial |
| Family and friends | |
| Marital status | single |
| Spouse | none |
| Girlfriend | many |
| Boyfriend | none |
| Children | lost count |
| Education and employment | |
| Occupation | singer/ pianist/ violinist |
| Employer | himself |
| Education | Freeport School District |
| High school | Freeport High |
| Hobbies, favourites and beliefs | |
| Hobbies | martial arts |
| Religion | Methodism |
| Politics | Democrat |
| Aliases | Mario Diaz |
| Contact info | |
| joshua4193@msn.com | |
Timothy Maurice Jones, II, is a Wikipedia user and is a fan of Sir Elton John. He is deeply attracted to tiny, South asian women. He wears white mohair suits with white fedoras and a large pair of sunglasses.
He has a very low-pitched accent and a quiet voice but sings much like Sir Elton John in Tiny Dancer and Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Donovan in Sunshine Superman, and Sonny Bono.
Personality
[edit]Toxic Anger Syndrome
[edit]Jones once suffered from Toxic Anger Syndrome in the sixth, seventh, & eighth grade years of his life. He amazingly became hardy to stress and in his later teenage life, learned to conquer his fears and ignore bullying & amazingly beat T.A.S.
He also suffered from a Heart Murmur and 75% hearing loss in his left ear and has slightly impaired vision. He has juvenile arthritis and has slight unnoticible compulsive habits, which rarely occur.
Love at first sight
[edit]Jones believes in love at first sight but because of T.A.S. and fear of being rejected, he was slightly demeaning to his first crush. She now does not like him and is disgusted of him. Jones now has a crush on a young girl named Ashleigh Wong.
Sexuality
[edit]Jones's sexuality is deeply questioned but he has never admitted what he was, not even saying he was straight. This brings into question the small possibility of homosexuality or bisexuality. He has outlandish excessive flambouyant clothing and eyewear. He spends most of his money on fedoras & suits (mostly white, pink, & black). He wears green, pink, black, white, & blue sunglasses.
Another peice of eyewear that brought controversy into his sexuality is the fact he wore blue eyewear with a small flower encrested into the lenses.
