User:Toughgal

The Carp of Doom...

the facts behind the myth that is the one, the only...

CARP OF DOOM!!!!!

... Known to her close friends as 'COD'

'I love going for a bushmills with the Carp of Doom, she's a top fish' - Stickleback of Terror

The Carp..the woman born on 27th September, a seemingly normal girl child, schooled at home and gradually integrated into society by university age. Developed links with a local rugby team and introduced drunken limbo into a sleepy Irish bar. Being imbibed became a specialty, talented in creating vodka jelly and vodka melons.