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File:Oil Smithy.jpgThe "Oil Smithy"An English unit, the "Oil Smithy" is notable for historical and linguistical inaccuracies — although oil was used sometimes to burn an entire battlefield in the medieval ages, obviously there were no specially trained "oil smithies" to do this job, as it was likely the ad-hoc decision of an innovative general, not an official military doctrine. Oil was especially used in battles as flaming ammunition, thrown by siege weapons. Also, the term "oil smithy" proceeds from a common error - "smithy" actually refers to the building or shop in which a blacksmith or farrier works and keeps his tools, but is incorrectly used as a synonym for the blacksmith or horseshoer, which is a bit like calling an auto mechanic a garage.
File:EmpiresDMW Eisenhower Fighting.jpgEisenhower defeating a German Neuer SoldatGeneral Eisenhower, a unit used only in cut-scenes, has a short-ranged attack without animation - he simply keeps his fist at the back and looks at the enemy, thus dealing damage.
File:EmpiresDMW Chevalier Front.jpgA Chevalier from the frontThe French "Chevalier" has a poorly textured model that looks hilarious from the front (with a comical smile) and side (its nose armor actually hovers in the air).File:EmpiresDMW Chevalier Side.jpgA Chevalier from the side
