User:Vicki's Hontus

Vicki's Hontus Esquire

Known to be the best Hontus in all of the world. This is confirmed by some prominent and not-so-prominent people. Included in the prominent section is Microsoft Sam. Included in the not-so-prominent category is Wikipedia's user, Doubleomarty. Vicki's Hontus is thus known as the greatest Hontus to ever grace the Earth. She is currently listed on Facebook as in a relationship with Doubleomarty. Vicki's Hontus loves Doubleomarty and has a tendency to make him vomit every other date.

Adjectives commonly used to describe Vicki's Hontus

Fantastical, Chimerical, Fantasmabuloustic, and Warm...

Activities

Vicki's Hontus enjoys looking for kittens (rather elusive creatures), watching movies, and is also in, similar to the "in-ness" practiced by Doubleomarty. She purchases fireworks in exchange for Carmex for him and purchases cigarettes for other minors. She is prone to experiencing extreme lonliness and sadness when seperated from Doubleomarty for extended periods of time. It is said that she misses him "bushels and bucketfulls." Vicki's Hontus is also a star student in Doublomarty's Balistic's class and has shown increased intrest in the field of Kinesthetics. Vicki's Hontus also enjoys her "little friend," and has been known to even buy him batteries.

Awards/Rankings

Vicki's Hontus has recently been named the 215th best Quick Recall Player in America. Her Quick Recall team was named 110th in America. Vicki's Hontus was also named "Most Beautiful Girl in the Whole World" by Doubleomarty.

Aliases

Kitty, Kitty Hawk, Kitty Hulk, and most recently, The Cleavage and/or Booby Monster.