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dear diary being 17 gotta be the worst age ever especially when your on Instagram. Damn a real nigga don't even got a diary roll the clip!

When your 17 with a Mother getting on your ass on BASIC SHIT you can really call this shit class of 20. Imagine being a kid playing video games with no job or hoes nigga I mean come on. Call of duty Cold war streak been hitting great with the banana knife stabbing rn. Well that's until your mom makes you buy a iPhone 11 for 500$ at least. You wake up one day and your mom be like fuck nigga it's time to roll. Then your smelling like hot chicken grease and sauce working at Zaxby's to hit a Florida boat at least. I remember one day I opened up SoundCloud before I was a artist I always teased songs I never wanted to drop personally but I normally came up with the name vloneowari at the time. I found a artist called capowari and looked into the SoundCloud comment section. Then my friends texted me to hop on the game after I got off work next thing you know Instagram request started hitting crazy. Like holy fuck add you to a group is beyond simplicity. I begin to to see everyone in chat start sending porn my nigga and half of em flirting with niggas including me and bitches say I bother them. Crazy insane work honestly. Next thing you know you find a Jamaica girl from tamarac Florida personally I don't flirt with hoes unless it was for a reason but letting a kid still yo bitch is beyond insanity. As I became 18 a nigga gave up music to focus on millions but unfortunately that came to a end well ESPECIALLY if a bitch that's 2 hours across the world SUCKING on other niggas dick! You have your sisters texting you bout cash app and your wasting 500$ per check that could've been used for a PlayStation dlc. Well including dead by daylight at most. Then your Florida bitch quitting taco bell and McDonald's as a broke bitch. And niggas say I'ma homeless project.

Chapter 2: Broke nigga allegations

Normally I would wake up to my mom beating my ass with a rake but unfortunately this morning was bout spirit airlines bru. A nigga got fired from Zaxby's gang...(shitty ass niggas ) anyways you begin to see your own mother talking bout disowning her kids at her grown ass age. Well if rotten tomatoes was a thing. It would be my mother. A nigga packing clothes like designer (dumb ass nigga) and begin to strike out with a ps4 in a suit case. Next thing you know your on a 3 hour flight next to a nigga watching civil war avengers sleeping on your shoulder (move cuh) the moment a nigga touch down in Orlando a nigga outside with probably 600$ on bank of America next thing you know a Uber comes and getchu the moment you pop up up at yo girl house at her foster parents house. The bitch don't even hug u. "Wsg WARI" this bitch dabbed me up like a nigga??? Gang what you on . Then next thing you really on is the type of timing of riding in a Uber with a girl with a big ass backwoods jacket recording on Snapchat and you damn near trying to hide your face the whole ride. Whole time a nigga ain't ate jack shit in 3 to 2 days really.

Chapter 3: SoundCloud bummer

A nigga probably fell asleep on some thighs probably for 2-3 days at most. Can't remember. What day is it type shit. You and your chick outside catching the 3rd Uber of today to meet the parents. Eventually everything goes down hill in like 3 days after explaining to the parents you make music and your writing paragraphs with yo girl to see who raps better (obviously me if I ain't fucking stuttered) unfortunately after the parents leave you and your girl to sleep on the couch or whatever TF. (Damn nigga no bed we crackheads huh.) you begin watching Gotham on Netflix which gotta be the most boring thing to put on during the function. " I am Batman" shut that bullshit up . Next thing you know y'all outside recording in front of a window off Jamaican food that you just received for the total of 30$ max. Y'all go home after a day of walking past GameStop or McDonald's in general this Florida got damn near 8 Publix no matter where you walk

Chapter 3: does this these niggas know I make music??

the moment y'all get to the crib your thinking to yourself how can a nigga fuck around and be in Florida bullshitting well. That's until you realize a mf named WARI teased bout 60 songs a day outside of the crib of recording probably damn near I don't know 8 tiktoks.

Chapter 4: Hotel madness

I remember waking up one morning thinking to myself what the fuck i was gonna do in Florida till I realized one of the girls aunties was talking bout taking us to pompcano Florida to a hotel with a Jacuzzi or whatever the fuck. I low-key tagged along because ion know what the fuck was finna be up for me. I mean nigga come on your in Florida. Not Kalamazoo Michigan not Memphis. Nope Florida my nigga. Eventually after a 40 min ride everyone in the car including me just recording each other on Snapchat especially since Snapchat is the only app active in 2021. We get there and realized the Jacuzzis not in the rooms it's in the pool area. Eventually after her auntie leaves you begin to feel like niggas on freaky shit. Next thing you know one of the girls bring they nigga in one room. And your just stuck there thinking. Damn am I really bout to loose my virginity? As you enter the room you see the clock is on 10 o clock and by the time you loose yo shit it's 6 am. Crazy work nigga. It's the fact I'm 19 and never had sex before and that's the time it ended..most niggas will say I'ma liar. Obviously I'm not. Then with you loosing your virginity you just gotta ask the motherfucker your dating some dumb shit like..did I do good? LMAO.

Chapter 5: Sex addiction

Unfortunately a nigga just woke up to the girl all in they face at this current time. It's 11 am type shit..all I know is my fucking eyes are not even fully opened at this current moment. The only thing I heard this morning was.. WARI can we go another round. And I'm just sitting in the hotel bed kinda confused like "the fuck you mean another round it's 11 am why ain't you sleep."

Then as hours past by we realized we ain't want another round so niggas really in the mirror just dancing or really on the PlayStation just playing brawl or cold war. Then you begin to realize it's niggas outside sitting on the chairs but gotta maintain the fact her cousin brought the nigga over. What makes the shit stupid is that this nigga name was UZI my nigga bitch who named you that. Well if niggas thought impersonation of lil Uzi vert was worse this other bitch ass nigga name was Dior like a clothing product or clothes spray.

Two other niggas in the room and I really can't remember they names all I know is the fact the hotel getting big as fuck and it's bout 9 motherfuckers in this shit then there was a shot of liquor somehow in this conclusion. Next thing I know I'm minding my business and everyone throwing ass type shi everybody is fucking drunk except me because you know ion fucking drink I smoke cuh. Then that's when the cousin decided to say let's play truth or dare now nigga I wanted to record a song and I already had a file saved called carti language. Click the link in bio bitch. So everyone started playing truth or dare and my ass sitting here thinking like why is bihs getting hickeys the fuck is this a white movie of scream 1/2. The next thing I know I get dared to either have sex with my girl or drink the shot my nigga. I begin to say ion really drink I'm innocent I never drunk anything other than Paul maul mixed with apple juice from my step dad.then they begin to say it's blueberry liquor. I decided to drink the shot and do my dare. After the date a nigga begin to give up the child's play and watch twilight eventually I went to sleep but it got wicked .

Chapter 6 : 8 niggas fight showdown

A nigga woke up to a bucket of water thrown on them. Nigga at this time I started to think I became nonchalant off weird niggas. After being soaked wet off clothes I bought for damn near 700$ I started to develop anger more than dealing with my moms bullshit. (Boy it's just akahal acting like a kid it's akahal.) after the water soaked my clothes i fought everybody in the hotel with no hesitation. Next thing I know boom I'm damn slamming mostly every 5,8 nigga in here well. That's until this big ass 6'4 nigga tried to beat my ass too I beated that nigga face in. And niggas say something wrong with me.

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