This user got bored one day so this user made a story up and put it in this userbox. Once upon a time, there was a bored user who made a userbox with a story in it. Then a little red fire hydrant made friends with a small lump of cheese that sat abandoned on the roadside. They banded together against the EVIL HEADPHONES OF DOOOOOOM which really weren't that bad and had done nothing against anybody. After that, the small lump of cheese was eaten by a mouse and the fire hydrant was eaten by an elephant with polka-dotted earmuffs. A small bird blinked. The end. Actually, this user just felt like making a very long userbox that had no real meaning and that would irritate the reader of the userbox if the user stayed long enough to read the entire userbox. This user also thinks that any user that read this userbox and became annoyed at it should add it to their page by inserting the following text: {{User:WingedSkiCap/Userboxes/LongBox}}
