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Organization related:
- APPLE - Arrogance Producing Profit-Losing Entity
- MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
- IBM - I Blame Microsoft
- DEC - Do Expect Cuts
- CA - Constant Acquisitions
- ATARI - Are There Any Red Indians
- TATA - These Are The Answers
Computer operating system related:
- DOS - Defunct Operating System
- WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
- OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too
Computing related:
- CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
- SCSI - System Can't See It
- MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- PnP - Plug and Pray
- COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- LISP - Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
Miscellaneous:
- AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse