User:Xredsox14x

This guy's a beast.

With continued service to the Wikipedia community, this world famous user is considered the world's best editor (Cite this? What do you mean "cite"? This user is omniscient.). He has won over 25 awards in online community, and he is considered the founder of Web 2.0. His Xredsox14x number is 0 (sorry, Erdos number), and he is the only person in the world that holds this claim. Over 95% of Wikipedia users have an Xredsox14x number of less than 3.

Here is a real autobigraphical description from the man himself:

Believe it or not, I only have nine Ph.D.s! Most people are dumbfounded upon hearing this, thinking that I must have at least twenty. I was also voted Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Man of All Time. I humbly declined the award, saying Clooney was a better fit. They made me accept it though. O well.

Here is a collection of quotes attributed to the man:

All men are created equal. Except me.

I believe that no matter what race, religion, creed, or ethnic background you belong to, you can find me really sexy.

To be sexy or to be smart. That is the - aww hell, why not both!

After careful consideration, I have decided to accept the honor as man of the forever. Sorry, O'Reilly.

I'm too sexy.

Wow, I'm sexy.

MAJOR NEWS ALERT

This guy is a bigger beast than we thought possible; he has just beat the prophet Chuck Norris (blessings and peace be upon his name) in a game of Ro-Sham-Bo. Wow. He had this to say about the victory: "Course I knew I'd beat him. Chuck Norris is inferior to me.

So there it is folks; Chuck Norris is inferior to Xredsox14x. I'm apalled. I'm also humbled to be writing in the sacred web space of Xredsox14x. Blessings and Peace be upon his [pseudo]name.