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User:Zero g

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This user is a libertarian.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
C-4This user is an expert C programmer.
C++-3This user is an advanced C++ programmer.
forThis user can program in Fortran.
Java-2This user is an intermediate Java programmer.
js-3This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.
Perl-3This user is an advanced Perl programmer.
PHP-3This user is an advanced PHP programmer.
rb-3This user is an advanced Ruby user.
vb-3This user is an advanced Visual Basic programmer.
bashThis user can program in Bash.
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<html>This user can write HTML.
reThis user can program in regular expressions.
TclThis user is a Tcl scripter.
  • God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.


  • Civilization is a disease which is almost invariably fatal.


  • The term "human race" indicates that somebody wins and somebody loses.


  • Democracy has the obvious disadvantage of merely counting votes instead of weighing them.


  • I know many books which have bored their readers, but I know of none which has done real evil.


  • It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.


  • It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.


  • Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.


  • The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later.


  • We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse.


  • If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.


  • Birth is unethical. You're dooming another human being to die.


  • A witty saying proves nothing.


  • All the reasonings of men are not worth the single sentiment of a woman.


  • Man is a poor creature; he is halfway between an ape and a god and he is travelling in the wrong direction.


  • Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.