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-For older posts, see [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Fat_Man_Who_Never_Came_Back&oldid=255104114 this] version.--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 03:11, 1 December 2008 (UTC)
-[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Fat_Man_Who_Never_Came_Back&oldid=276272815 Here's] another talk archive.--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 14:15, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
-[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:The_Fat_Man_Who_Never_Came_Back&oldid=279703917 Yet another archive] (I hate these things)--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 21:19, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
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 <big><big><big><big>'''Please do not disturb The Fat Man Who Never Came Back.'''</big>
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-[[File:Faster pussycat kill kill.jpg]]
-<big>'''Wake up, kitty!  Time to prey!'''</big>
-Good God, that's disturbing!--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 15:49, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
-[[File:Gato Barraña Galicia 2.jpg|thumb|right|Gato de Galicia]]  Get back in here [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmDDp-cCo24&feature=related or else.]  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 02:13, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
-[[File:Nacktmull.jpg|thumb|left|800px|Please accept this noble and graceful [[Heterocephalus glaber]] as both nourishment for your newly found felines and as much needed gratuitous nudity for your talk page. MfG, [[User:elcobbola|<span style="color:#038"><i>'''Эlcobbola'''</i></span>]]&nbsp;<sub>[[User talk:elcobbola|talk]]</sub> 12:51, 1 April 2009 (UTC)]]
-[[File:Rooster03.jpg|thumb|500px|left|Behold my mighty cock. I just wanted to post that because I've never said it before. I wrote today's blurb in a shower of tears and pathos. The globe yawned. --[[User:Moni3|Moni3]] ([[User talk:Moni3|talk]]) 12:57, 1 April 2009 (UTC)]]
-{{clear}}
-==Competition==
-Take a picture from [[Lion]] and re-caption it to apply to the Amply Proportioned Male Non-returner. Sandy has five of her steenking Gringolandia dolares for the best one.
-[[File:Human-body-loins-en.svg|thumb|right|300px|Are images from the [[loin]] article also permissible?--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 15:50, 1 April 2009 (UTC)]]
-[[File:Lions mating Denver Zoo.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Bow chicka roar roar]]
-[[File:Okonjima Lioness.jpg|Sandy says:  "Come back!" <br>(It's not nice to disobey Sandy.)|thumb|right|300px]]
-[[File:Male Lion and Cub Chitwa South Africa Luca Galuzzi 2004.JPG|thumb|300px|left|300px|"I thought you said he'd never come back? He can't still be hungry! He's had half the pride and a whole water buffalo."]]
-{{clear}}
-: Yo-Man takes an early lead with a topical image caption. If you think my greenbacks are steenking, I'd be happy to pay in Bolivares; I've got plenty of them sitting around, getting more useless by the day !! The Fat Man is off to a running start, but we've yet to see his best work. Kablammo's lioness is not assuming a very flattering pose.  Moni doesn't get credit until she works in the 20 to 40.  Editing after the fact is allowed under the contest rules.  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 16:06, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
-::It's her "sneer of cold command" that counts.  [[User:Kablammo|Kablammo]] ([[User talk:Kablammo|talk]]) 16:09, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
-And ... <drumroll> ... our man Yo-man is the <s>clear</s> winner ! His Corpulence didn't fully engage (we all know his capabilities), perhaps because he was busy with half the pride.  [[User:Moni3|Our fearless, non-corrupt admin]] neglected the image caption potential.  And Kablammo portrayed me in a pose I would never assume in public (never offend the judge's modesty) !  Here's the deal, Yo-man.  Do you want five steenking greenbacks or 80,000 bolivares at the current black market rate?  That's a boatload of bolivares.  Now, to collect your steenking dolares, you have to arrange to meet TFM and me in NYC for lunch.  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 23:24, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
-:: Yo-man, you are truly a [[yeoman]] when it comes to captioning ferocious feral felines. Now if only we could cure our corpulent comrade of his wandering ways. [[User:Kablammo|Kablammo]] ([[User talk:Kablammo|talk]]) 23:32, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
-::: [[File:ABunchofPretzels.JPG|thumb|right|Lunch with The Fat Man in Manhattan!]]  And ... in a reversal of position, for the dignified concession speech, the captivating alliterative verse, and the good sense to remind our wanderer not to disobey the judge, Kablammo makes a comeback!!  Yo-man will now have to settle for a $2.50 split with co-winner Kablammo.  (NYC for a $2.50 lunch with The Fat Man will only get you a warm pretzel on the street, but 40,000 bolivares will get you a very nice dinner in Caracas.)  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 02:11, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
-[[image:Wenceslas Hollar - Two deformed heads (State 1) 6.jpg|thumb|450px|left|My only friends until I was seventeen and I found a girlfriend [[User:Ceoil|Ceoil]] ([[User talk:Ceoil|talk]]) 12:33, 5 April 2009 (UTC)]]
-Now, a picture of my actual first girlfriend you ''don't'' want to see. Serious-ly. Biologist are still struggeling to classify her/it. [[User:Ceoil|Ceoil]] ([[User talk:Ceoil|talk]]) 00:35, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
-{{clear}}
-== [[Obesity]] ==
-[[File:La monstrua desnuda (1680), de Juan Carreño de Miranda..jpg|thumb|200px]] [[File:Juan de Flandes 002.jpg|thumb|200px]] [[Wikipedia:Featured article candidates/Obesity/archive1]] [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 03:15, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-:TFM:  [[WP:NOR]], [[WP:COI]].  Regards, [[User:Kablammo|Kablammo]] ([[User talk:Kablammo|talk]]) 03:18, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-:: I think I have a COI, too.  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 03:42, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-:::Sandy, are you plus-sized???[[User:Ferrylodge|Ferrylodge]] ([[User talk:Ferrylodge|talk]]) 03:43, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-:::: Sure I am !!  And I have flaming red hair and acne, too!  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 03:47, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-:::::Oh my, more COIs.  You better not edit the [[Carrot Top|Scott Thompson]] article either. :-)[[User:Ferrylodge|Ferrylodge]] ([[User talk:Ferrylodge|talk]]) 03:50, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-:::::: That'll teach 'ya to advertise your TGIFs on Wiki and not invite me; I'll take three tables.  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 03:51, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-::::::: Wha happen, FL?  I've never seen you go silent so fast before !! <small> Can't figure your way out of this one, huh? </small>  OK, only two tables then.  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 04:03, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-::::::::Oh, it's late, and I'm depressed because my secretary is going to be mad at me tomorrow for not getting some stuff done.  And she is definitely plus-sized!  A very sweet lady (except for tomorrow).  If you'll only take up two tables, then please give me a ring if you're near Yale again!  :-)[[User:Ferrylodge|Ferrylodge]] ([[User talk:Ferrylodge|talk]]) 04:07, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-::::::::: I think rather than face a mad plus-sized secretary, you'd best pull an all-nighter.  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 04:11, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-::::::::::Nah, I'll just tell her I was kidnapped by Wikipedians.  G'night Sandy.  :-)[[User:Ferrylodge|Ferrylodge]] ([[User talk:Ferrylodge|talk]]) 04:15, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
-; Mad secretaries
-* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb_qdTZYw8M
-* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeRgkoWJ4MA
-::Nice videos.  My secretary liked the first (didn't show her the second!).[[User:Ferrylodge|Ferrylodge]] ([[User talk:Ferrylodge|talk]]) 19:20, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
-::: Here's the real pick of the litter on Fat Secretary Youtube hits:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK9biT_80jY  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 20:03, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::Thanks.  :-)  I liked that other link at your talk page about using sunscreen.[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfq_A8nXMsQ]  Maybe that's what the Ninja Turtle did all day: went around dispensing helpful advice about sunscreen, stretching, and being nice to siblings.[[User:Ferrylodge|Ferrylodge]] ([[User talk:Ferrylodge|talk]]) 23:36, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
-== Enormous support ==
-Why does that make me think of painful underwires ?  http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/1
-:I should introduce you to my friend [[Minka (porn star)|Minka]].  This is probably TMI, but I recently encountered a fetish video featuring our fair maiden exhaustively demonstrating the technical features of her custom-made brassieres.  There was nothing sexual about it... it was just her modeling and explaining her enormous bras.... in a really thick KKorean accent.  I don't really recommend it.--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 07:21, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
-:: [http://www.amazon.com/Really-Need-Know-Learned-Kindergarten/dp/034546639X All I really need to know I learned on Wikipedia] (like it or not!).  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 12:13, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
-You're the Best !!  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 19:10, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
-:Cool blog, Sandy!  Honestly, a few of those dishes look quite tasty and remind me of the steak & kidney pie & chips I had for lunch today, or even the [[poutine]] I sampled in Montreal when I was a younger, funner and more handsome man.--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 07:21, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
-::Some of us think you're one of the funnest people on here, Fat Man.  And brightest.  --<font color="navy" size="2"  face="comic sans ms">>David</font> '''[[User:David Shankbone|<font color="navy" size="2" face="comic sans ms">Shankbone</font>]]''' 12:28, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
-TFM:  You can support; you can support enormously support; but please do not [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pigpile pigpile].  You could do serious damage.  [[User:Kablammo|Kablammo]] ([[User talk:Kablammo|talk]]) 14:06, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
-== Threat of Meatpuppetry ==
-You might want to rethink [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Autofellatio&diff=prev&oldid=288623041 this threat] based on [[WP:MEAT]]. ([[User talk:Bwilkins|<font style="font-variant:small-caps">talk→</font>]]<span style="border:1px solid black;">'''&nbsp;[[User:Bwilkins|BWilkins]]&nbsp;'''</span>[[Special:Contributions/Bwilkins|<font style="font-variant:small-caps">←track</font>]]) 11:23, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-:''You'' might want to think twice before ejaculating bland procedural mush and stammering, toothless threats on the awesomest user talk page of all time.  I may be a boor, but you, sir, are an abject bore.... and in TFM's world, the latter is a capital offense.  Back to the issue at hand, I've already assembled my armies of meatpuppet mercenaries, from onwiki and off....they're all, like, waaaaaaaaaaaaay interested in which tacky image of a guy blowing himself we should use on a sleazy website; in fact, each of my men has made fighting against shitty photograpy his life's work.  Soon, my meatpuppets will overrun the article and introduce each of you to.... what do the kids say?.... great justice and epic lulz???  I'm sorry to be the messenger, but you and your friends have transgressed boundaries of good taste and professionalism and deserve some form of grisly electronic humiliation.  And please don't bother to respond.  A [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xwKQ71BDW0 man greater than myself once lisped], "you can't last two minutes in my world!!!" which is my final message to you, only delivered with considerably less cursing and fewer homophobic and -erotic undertones.--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 14:28, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-::As [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGkjmUsIFR0 Faye Dunaway once scrtached], "DON'T FUCK! Fu fu fu fu fu fu with me, fellas!" I defy all of you to watch that all the way through and come out with dry knickers. I have ruined a week's worth of underwear laughing so damn hard at that I lost continence. I'm taking collections to replace my soaked lingerie on my talk page. --[[User:Moni3|Moni3]] ([[User talk:Moni3|talk]]) 15:11, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-::: Don't you owe me some money ????? Or was that five bucks going for the pretzels for lunch with TFM in NYC, split between Yoman and Kablammo?  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 15:13, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::: I offered you $5 to do something, but now I can't remember what it was. Welcome to Moni's brain, where trying to remember stuff leads to my brain giving up and sitting under a palm tree with a beer, and whatever narcotics keep it further from the path of getting to that memory. Has something unpleasant happened? Ahhhhh. Now I can't remember. That's nice. --[[User:Moni3|Moni3]] ([[User talk:Moni3|talk]]) 15:17, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::: Think television, Lawrence Welk ... [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 15:23, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::::: I went to the Shrimp Festival last weekend, and there was a long line of cars along the way. We were behind a car with a vanity plate that read "Cissy". My brother made a comment he thought was obscure. I brought up Bobby and Cissy from Lawrence Welk and again, shared with my brother that I am unable to turn away from Welk when it is on television. It has a horrible pull on me that I am unable to resist. It was even on TV later that night. That is my last memory of Lawrence Welk. --[[User:Moni3|Moni3]] ([[User talk:Moni3|talk]]) 15:28, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::::: I have been unable to turn on my television for weeks.  Not only am I afraid I'll get the swine flu from the exaggerated news reports, my remote control is busted!  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 15:34, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::::::The $5 is on its way. --[[User:Moni3|Moni3]] ([[User talk:Moni3|talk]]) 15:36, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-It definitely wasn't anything personal. I supported you [[Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2008/Vote/The_Fat_Man_Who_Never_Came_Back|here]]. It just annoyed me that after having just gone through not 1 but 2 Requests for Comment regarding the inclusion of the image and its location within the article, you came along and did what you did. Cheers. '''-''' [[User:Allstarecho|'''A'''LLST'''✰'''R]]<span class="Unicode" style="color:#FF72E3;">&#09660;</span>'''<sup>[[User talk:Allstarecho|echo]]</sup>''' <sub>'''[[Special:Contributions/Allstarecho|wuz here]] @'''</sub> 19:15, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-::No offense taken.  The thing is I can't be bothered to read RfCs when I'm ''sober''.  When I'm drunk, forget it.  That being said, the RfC is wrong... it's a very ugly photo, and we could do better.  But I have neither the energy nor the interest to pursue the matter further.... until my meatpuppets arrive.  I wonder what's taking them so long.--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 19:48, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::If you think the photo is ugly and we could do better, feel free to get drunk, naked and find your camera. Otherwise, it's all we've got. '''-''' [[User:Allstarecho|'''A'''LLST'''✰'''R]]<span class="Unicode" style="color:#FF72E3;">&#09660;</span>'''<sup>[[User talk:Allstarecho|echo]]</sup>''' <sub>'''[[Special:Contributions/Allstarecho|wuz here]] @'''</sub> 19:52, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::That's just the attitude that makes people hate Wikipedia.... The rap goes somethung like this, "Good is nice, but since we don't have anything good at the moment, we are obliged to settle for something ''crappy'' until someone industrious shows up to replace it with something good.  And if ''you'' are not said industrious person and aren't willing to fix it yourself, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW CRAPPY EVERYTHING IS."  The main problem with such a sneering, passive/aggressive line of thought is that it insults our readership who shouldn't have to look at something of low quality, when nothing might suffice.  This, by the way, is a problem I have with Wikipedia as a whole, not with you as an editor, though you contribute to the problem by perpetuating this attitude.--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 20:05, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::::Agree with you to a point. This is an image, not textual content. You say it's ugly. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I like the image. Granted he could have left the dildo out of it and not had his pucker hole staring at the camera too but it's not a bad image. '''-''' [[User:Allstarecho|'''A'''LLST'''✰'''R]]<span class="Unicode" style="color:#FF72E3;">&#09660;</span>'''<sup>[[User talk:Allstarecho|echo]]</sup>''' <sub>'''[[Special:Contributions/Allstarecho|wuz here]] @'''</sub> 20:12, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::::: Anyone who thinks that's not a bad image needs to get their head out of their ... oh, never mind ... too many ways to finish that sentence, take your pick.  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 02:25, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::::::Thanks for the attack and the incivility. It's appreciated. '''-''' [[User:Allstarecho|'''A'''LLST'''✰'''R]]<span class="Unicode" style="color:#FF72E3;">&#09660;</span>'''<sup>[[User talk:Allstarecho|echo]]</sup>''' <sub>'''[[Special:Contributions/Allstarecho|wuz here]] @'''</sub> 03:18, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::::::: Attack? Incivility?  If you think so, then take it to the circus that is ANI for more opinions; I'm sure you can find some admin who'd like to be the first on my block log, and I can't think of a better cause.  After all, the more attention that the image gets, the wider the audience it's exposed to, the less likely it is to survive the next RfC.  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 03:51, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
-== Did I mention ==
-... the man I met at Yoga the other night?  I've never seen a body do such things; I was so amused for the next hour and a half, remembering that everything I need to know I learned on Wikipedia (oops, I believe I already said that).  [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKyEo-P4zik&feature=PlayList&p=75B4D5EF72E18824&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=10 You're Still the Best.]  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 14:45, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-::Ha ha, you've been tainted forever.  He was probably thinking/hoping that his flexibility impressed you for less ridiculous reasons.  And this scoffing from the lady who told me that attending yoga class is a great way to pick up chicks.--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 15:13, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-::: Your challenge is to get those women to think about you while their minds are on the things that guy can do with that body!  Guess what else I learned in Yoga?  Some people get so relaxed they fart in class.  May I never get that relaxed ...  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 15:22, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-:Watch out Sandy, the Fat Man's boasting about what he's managed to get up his wazoo has already caused ructions at WP:ANI; he might see this as a challenge. [[User:Yomangan/sig|<span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#0000ee">Yomangani</span>]][[User_talk:Yomangan|<sup>talk</sup>]] 15:01, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-:: I'm going to expose you, Manga Nanny; praising TFM while dissing Ceoil's pecs !!  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 15:03, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-::I understand your concern, Mr. Yoga-onanism, but I'm not ''literally'' looking to become the next Goatse model at this time.  I was drunk last night, stumbling around [[trolling|in search of]] wikifisticuffs but found no worthy opponents.--[[User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back|The Fat Man Who Never Came Back]] ([[User talk:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back#top|talk]]) 15:13, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::Back the fuck up Who Never came Back; I have the market on drunken wikifisticuffs cornered, you have to come through me first; and I has 2 adminz. [[User:Ceoil|Ceoil]] ([[User talk:Ceoil|talk]]) 16:07, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
-== Nazi news note ==
-Just [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk%3ANoroton&diff=288709102&oldid=288636640 FYI]. No reply necessary. -- [[User:Noroton|Noroton]] ([[User talk:Noroton|talk]]) 17:57, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
-== Re: your Army of Meatpuppet Mercenaries ==
-May I enlist? :)  -- '''[[User:OlEnglish|OlEnglish]]''' <sup>([[User talk:OlEnglish|Talk]])</sup> 23:23, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
-==On all of the above==
-Unfortunately, I had not visited this page for some time until now. As a visual type who enjoys pictures at the expense of text, I found the images here delightfully disturbing. Still laughing, I congratulate you on hosting the most entertaining talk page, ever. There should be a barnstar for that. [[User:JNW|JNW]] ([[User talk:JNW|talk]]) 14:58, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
-== Vergatorio ==
-[[Vergatorio]] needs your help if it's going to make it to [[WP:DYK]]. [[User:Mike R|Mike R]] ([[User talk:Mike R|talk]]) 02:12, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-: Este carajo (Chávez) es un sin vergüenza total; no tiene la más minima educacion ni criterio basico !!! Descarado !!  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 02:24, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-::Such language, Sandy!  You really let loose on TFM's page. [[User:elcobbola|<span style="color:#038"><i>'''Эlcobbola'''</i></span>]]&nbsp;<sub>[[User talk:elcobbola|talk]]</sub> 02:34, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-::: Esa es una [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=verga vergación!!!]  (By the way, Mike, the Miami Herald links will go dead in just a few days, so you'd best include the direct quotes in the citations ... I'm not touching the damn article!  Man's a fool, has no nationalistic pride, debasing the entire country.)  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 02:40, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::Is that the English equivalent of the dickphone? Like that batphone, but for someone who is obsessed with the dark forces of dicks? --[[User:Moni3|Moni3]] ([[User talk:Moni3|talk]]) 02:46, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::: More like a cocksation.  Is the Fat Family trying to ruin [[:File:Greenwich Village.jpg|my ]][http://www.bryantpark.org/the-grounds/overview.php lovely] [http://www.gagosian.com/exhibitions/2009-03-26_pablo-picasso/ day] ? [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 02:50, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::::I thought they called you glasses, Moni ... because you always make a spectacle of yourself.  Chavez is a classy guy. <small>/sarcasm</small> [[User:elcobbola|<span style="color:#038"><i>'''Эlcobbola'''</i></span>]]&nbsp;<sub>[[User talk:elcobbola|talk]]</sub> 02:51, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::::: Maybe Moni can expound on the "dark forces"?  Imagine if Obama launched a cocksation, announced it on national TV, and used it to call his mother.  No tiene vergüenza ninguna!!  02:54, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::::The translation I came up with when trying to explain it to my wife was "cockinator" but "cocksation" works too. [[User:Mike R|Mike R]] ([[User talk:Mike R|talk]]) 10:30, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::::: Much better translation: I plead the mood I was in last night!  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 21:09, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::::I don't know what the fuss is about; I might buy the new "Toseecatriver"<small><sup>TM</sup></small> when it is available. [[User:Yomangan/sig|<span style="font-family:Verdana;color:#0000ee">Yomangani</span>]][[User_talk:Yomangan|<sup>talk</sup>]] 10:58, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::::: you are so clever ... I just got it !!! Verriogato ... [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 21:07, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::::: Turns out the correct name is Vergatario so it would be "Toseefemalecatriver" I guess. Even though it's rio and not río. Love, [[User:Mike R|Mike R]] ([[User talk:Mike R|talk]]) 21:10, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-:::::::: We did female cats above; they were more fun than Chavez! (Print those Miami Herald links before they go dead :)  [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 21:12, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-::::::::: I webcited the Herald link this morning. Thanks for the heads up. [[User:Mike R|Mike R]] ([[User talk:Mike R|talk]]) 21:25, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
-Wanna see how bad things are ... read [http://english.eluniversal.com/ today's headlines in English.] Another source on this nimwit (actually, not a nimwit at all, since he knows who he is appealing to and who he wants to chase out of the country) that includes a video of his announcement smirks:
-* http://www.latina.com/lifestyle/news-politics/hugo-chavez-names-new-cell-phone-after-slang-male-anatomy
-Your Corpulence, pray tell, what's a girl to do ? [[User:SandyGeorgia|Sandy<font color="green">Georgia</font>]] ([[User talk:SandyGeorgia|Talk]]) 21:35, 12 May 2009 (UTC)