User talk:A little insignificant/sandbox-1
WELCOME TO MY HIDDEN PLACE
Apparently hidden no longer! That's your fault!
List of people who's fault it is:
- Hoorray!! I has found theh page!! - ☩Damërung ☩. -- 03:01, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
- (Moved from bottom of page)Hey sorry about posting the location on your talk page. I miss understood. But yay I found it! again sorry. --The Windsor Help Desk (talk) 20:59, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
- Found it. Sorry!!! :):)=) Armbrust (talk) 18:27, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
The inner workings of Wikipedia
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Imagine a bakery. It could be any kind of bakery, a small one or a big one or one in a whole chain of bakeries. It doesn't even have to serve bread. No, actually, it does have to serve bread. This is very important.
Now imagine that the baker is a workaholic who prefers to bake all day rather than concern himself with the affairs of the bakery. The cashier has found nirvana and engages her customers in long conversations regarding their spiritual wants and needs until the customers give up and leave the bakery without buying anything. In this way no bread is sold for many years.
Then one day, in the middle of a complicated conversation involving the sum of all the karma of the universe, a customer ends up selling bread to the bakery. This unprecedented event leads the inhabitants of the bakery to question the origin of the bread, and ultimately the customers.
A quick inspection out the door reveals that the bakery has been spinning around in the vortex of a tornado this whole time, along with several other bakeries of varying ethnicity. The tornado subsequently dumps the whole group over the Atlantic ocean, where they form a floating colony and pass the time selling bread to one another.
This has nothing to do with Wikipedia, but it's nice to think about.
Important things
[edit]- Old lady falls down a manhole. A terrible, terribly deep manhole.
- A closed box, and everybody thinks they know what's inside, but it turns out they don't.
- A hero fights a ferocious dragon for the dragon's treasure. When he kills the dragon and finds the treasure, it turns out to be the right leg of a teddy bear, and all the hero can think is, "Where's the rest?"
Even more important things
[edit]To-do list
[edit]Pie template (failed)
[edit]Bake and monstrously screw up pie.- Take picture of pie.
- Upload pic to Wikipedia.
- Create template, following this template.
Give to Bugboy. Maybe give to Jimbo Wales, too, just 'cause I'm that conceited.
- Reason of failure: Pie was too monstrously screwed up. Have not ruled out monsters as possibility of screwup.
Lollipop template (complete)
[edit]Photoshop this image.- Upload to Wikipedia.
- Create template.
Give to Damërung. Not to anyone else, for I fear the pun could fell a lesser man.
- Complete: Created Template:Lollipop. Hee hee, ho ho.