User talk:Darcourse
Jokes!!!
[edit]Two Chinese brothers, Wong A. and Wong B., decide to set up a paint factory 'TuWongs'. They only sell the darker shades. Why?
Because TuWongs don't make a white!
A bloke breaks into a yoghurt factory, but he got caught.
Now he feels like a fool!.
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it down a hill!
Did you you hear about the postman who lost his job?
He got the sack!
What happened to the shrimp who had a rebirth?
He was a prawn-again crustacean!
Where do gnomes go when they are unwell?
The National Elf Service!
Why was the Christmas tree unwell?
It had tinsellitis!