User talk:Quinn Morris
Hey Y'all! Welcome to D block: this is Quinn Morris, the world-renowned math tutor from Troy, North Carolina. I think I'm so awesome and everyone else should bow down to me. I'm fixing to tell you all about my wonderful life as the son of a banker and dental hygienist. I live on the Troy golf course and enjoy hiking with my fellow boy scouts 100 miles through the desert. I also enjoy hitting little Egyptian boys in the face and am looking forward to building my reputation as a convict across the SNM campus.
You might think I'm arrogant, but you are WRAAAWWWWNG! I've killed bitches for less!
My munchies: I like Jimmy John's and Cosmic Cantina makes me sick.
My "extra-curricular" activities: r-cheming with the coolest people ever, becoming the next howard dean, and just being a flaming liberal and damn proud of it!
My favorite people: my rchem group of course! I mean they are just so amazing and supercool...I wish I could spend all of my spare time with those wonderful people...especially because I love being smacked on the back of the neck and knighted on the head with a blow delt with a tennis racket.
My favorite clothes: yellow tshirts that look the same and make people think I don't change my clothes ever
My favorite dance: the "white-boi" dance...I wish I could show the world cuz then they will get SERVED!!! and tho my super small eyes may make me look asian, I could never be as cool or smart as asians are so I just have to stick with being white because I STOOOOPID!
My favorite subject: calculus, of course, I can't even go out to eat dinner without writing up some integrals or quizing my friends on their derivatives. My other favorite thing to do with calculus in the bedroom is take people's derivatives and lay tangent to their curves! ;-)
My favorite tv shows: lizzie mcguire, jackass, reno 911, chapelle's show and anything else that's on comedy central or disney channel at 1 in the morning...
My favorite musicians: fity (50) cent, weezer (cuz beverly hills is where i want to be...aiiiii), paul wall (and his gorgeous golden grilled teeth), kelis (cuz MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard), lil' jon (cuz i've known girls for a long time, but it's never crossed my mind), the yin yang twins (cuz i can only count up to nine...)
My favorite store: although the barber shop might be cool, my fav store has got to be the candy shop...and let's just say I've taken quite a few people to the candy shop and let them lick THE lollipop.
So that's my wonderful super amazing life...and if by you rolling on the floor laughing your head off right now you mean you are jealous of my life and can't believe how good I have it...then CHEAH!!!!!!!
-Peace out- the crunk felon Q-man, aka the Tim Thomas twin
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