User talk:Wayne Sylvington

I am the man behind Wikipedia. One day the evil usurper Jimbo Wales will be knocked out of power and I will reclaim the rights to the wiki. So far I have consistently fought Jimbo's toadies, lackeys, and annoying stalkers but to no avail. Eventually all will come to know me as the true Wikipedia king!Wayne Sylvington 04:06, 11 March 2006 (UTC)[reply]

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