User talk:Zetro3
WHALE PHOTOGRAPHY
[edit]The Zetrons once took over the world, but in 15th century A.D. . They puked out whales one day and also gave birth to Santa Claus, therefore explaining the ocean. One of the greatest inventions of the Zetrons were tinfoil, electricity , but mostly burritos. Anyways, Zetrons made whales very camera shy, so they were allergic to flashes. Then quales were created too... Anyways, cockroaches took an invasion on Germany in 4 B.C. Anyways, turn your flash off when you take pictures of whales and don't drink red bull because they're allergic to that too.
WARNINGS
[edit]Zetrons are also commonly known as krill, plankton, and aliens. They don't like to see pictures of their babies in magazines, and neither do publishers. So don't do that.
Contradictions
[edit]Whales don't like to be called babies by Zetrons. They don't really believe they were puked out by Zetrons, and a contradiction occurred. Whales started eating Zetrons, and that's how whales grew blubber, so yeah, now you know the story.