This page in a nutshell: Vandals are Bad people and will eventually find a way to takeover wikipedia for at least a day.
One day, the vandals will takeover for at least a day. Don't know how, don't know why. But it will happen. Whether in 2 days or 200 years, It WILL HAPPEN. Be Ready. Equip yourself with vast weaponry such as Lupin's Anti-Vandal Tool. Don't Let the Vandals win. If they win. All hope is lost. But your responsibility as a wikipedian is to BE PREPARED. Right now, the vandals are probably planning on how to takeover. We MUST stop them at all costs!
This is probably what Wikipedia Will look like RIGHT AFTER the attack.