Wikipedia:Wikibreak
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A wikiholiday, wikibreak, or wikivacation is a period when even a wikiholic must be parted from the Wikipedia – although hopefully only temporarily.
Concept
The pain involved varies from Wikipedian to Wikipedian. Some find it easy to endure, whereas others find the separation agonising. Often the latter find themselves grasping at any opportunity to go online "just to check what's happening".
The degree of coercion also varies. Some remarkable individuals are actually capable of taking a voluntary wikiholiday: they are to be admired for their strength of character. Others are forced into it through circumstances beyond their control: it is often at such times that wikiholics discover their condition.
When to depart
- You are a student and you have exams.
- You feel exhausted by your regional weather.
- You find yourself repeatedly assuming bad faith.
- You have a new girlfriend or boyfriend.
- You have to look for a job.
- Your boss walks up behind you.
- You have to move.
- You are sick.
- Your Wikistress is making it hard to work.
- You need time to relax and think, so that when you do return to Wikipedia, you'll be refreshed, hopefully.
- Your time on wikipedia is having a drastic effect on your life outside of wikipedia.
- Your computer broke. (dang)
When to be back
(In alphabetical order)
- Your spouse asks you to buy a new car. Just buy it and come straight back.
- Your exams are over. Skip the bad beer and get back to editing!
- Your significant other leaves you or goes on vacation...
- You get a new job.
- Your boss leaves the room.
- You're done moving.
- You've done all the "relaxing" you can do.
When taking a wikibreak, it is a good idea to inform your wikifriends that you are not active and indicate when you might be back. You can use the wikibreak template for this purpose. Let's say Jimbo wants to go on wikibreak until Christmas. He would then place this text on the top of his user and/or talk pages:
{{wikibreak|[[User:Jimbo Wales|Jimbo Wales]]| on December 25}}
He would get this:
Jimbo Wales is taking a short wikibreak and will be back on Wikipedia on December 25 |
For a longer break, he could also use {{Long Wikibreak}}, writing
{{Long Wikibreak|[[User:Jimbo Wales|Jimbo Wales]]| next summer, God willing and the creeks don't rise}}
which renders thus: Template:Long Wikibreak
When taking a wikibreak, it is a good idea to inform your wikifriends that you are not active and indicate when you might be back. However, not all wikipedians have the self-discipline to keep away for various reasons, so this template was created for those who feel like taking a wikibreak, but at the same time will return to make small edits every once in a while. Let's say Jimbo wants to go on wikibreak until Christmas. He would then place this text on the top of his user and/or talk pages:
{{Attempting_wikibreak|[[User:Jimbo Wales|Jimbo Wales]]| on December 25|I}}
He would get this: Template:Attempting wikibreak
The busy template
An alternative for those weaning themselves more slowly from Wikipedia is the 'Busy' template, which is designed for those who are being overtaken by real life work. Wikipediholics can use this template to assuage the guilt associated with long breaks from the Wiki. If Jimbo Wales were using this template, he would place the following text at the top of his user page:
{{busy|[[User:Jimbo Wales|Jimbo Wales]]}}
and he will get this:
Jimbo Wales is busy in real life and may not respond swiftly to queries. |
The Exams template
Another template for those who have exams coming up soon, to add it just add the following text at the top of your user page: {{exams}} and you will get this:
Wikibreak is taking a short wikibreak to get ready for exams and will be back on Wikipedia once the exams are over. |
Alternatively, you can use {{exams2|date}} to specify the date that your exams finish. That will yield: Template:Exams2
For those of us who are sick or ill and would thus be partially inactive, Wikipedians can use this template to indicate this.
{{user health inactive}} and the user will see this:
Proposed {{User mental health inactive}} template
Used an image that makes me think of squished brains. Feel free to replace, change, etc.
Template:User mental health inactive
— nathanrdotcom (Got something to say? Say it.) 02:39, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
- That might be a good template to have, but I very strongly oppose the use of the image of pork brains. Mental health issues aren't to joke about, plus that picture just sorta grossed me out. Change it and I really don't care, but as it is, no. -zappa.jake (talk) 00:38, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
Whopper 02:21, 26 May 2006 (UTC)