Ink and Incapability

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"Ink and Incapability"
Blackadder episode
Blackadder III - Ink and Incapability.jpg
Prince George and Samuel Johnson
Episode no. Series 3
Episode 2
Written by Ben Elton, Richard Curtis
Original airdate 24 September 1987
Guest stars

Robbie Coltrane

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Ink and Incapability is the second episode of the third series of the BBC sitcom Blackadder.

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[edit] Plot

Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) seeks Prince George's patronage for his new book, A Dictionary of the English Language. The Prince – seeking to amend his reputation as an "utter turnip-head" – is keen, but Blackadder tries to turn him against the idea, condemning the dictionary as "the most pointless book since 'How to learn French' was translated into French'" and making disparaging remarks about Dr. Johnson. It soon emerges that Blackadder resents Dr. Johnson for apparently ignoring his novel Edmund: A Butler's Tale which, under the pseudonym of "Gertrude Perkins", which he had secretly sent to Johnson in the hope that Johnson would use his influence to promote and seek financial backing for the novel, which Blackadder considers his crowning achievement.

Dr. Johnson has a meeting with the Prince, during which George fails to grasp the purpose of the Dictionary and Blackadder infuriates Johnson by continuously inventing and using new words in order to convince him that his work is incomplete. However, on learning that Dr. Johnson had also intended, if given the Prince's patronage, to promote Edmund: A Butler's Tale – a book Johnson considers to be the only one better than his – Blackadder persuades George that he should, in fact, support the dictionary.

However, when Blackadder seeks to retrieve the dictionary for Dr. Johnson, Baldrick nonchalantly admits that he has used it to light a fire for the Prince. Repairing to "Mrs. Miggins' Literary Salon", where Johnson and his admirers ('junkie poets' Byron, Shelley and Coleridge) are socialising, Blackadder attempts to find out where a copy is kept, but Johnson indignantly proclaims that there is none, considering it "like fitting wheels to a tomato, time consuming and completely unnecessary". Under threat of death from Johnson and his devotees, Blackadder desperately attempts to recreate the Dictionary before Johnson discovers the truth. Baldrick and George try to assist but their efforts are of little help (Blackadder: "Have you got 'C'?" Baldrick: "Yes. 'C: Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.'")

The next morning, Johnson and his devotees arrive at the palace, demanding the dictionary. As they are about to kill Blackadder for the dictionary's destruction, the Prince emerges from his room, holding the dictionary and offering his patronage. It is ultimately revealed that Baldrick did not burn the dictionary but instead burned the only copy of Blackadder's novel (which Dr. Johnson had also brought with him when visiting the Prince). Blackadder is, of course, devastated by this disastrous turn of events. Dr. Johnson departs in a fit of rage on realising that his dictionary is missing the word "sausage" after he reads Baldrick's "semi-autobiographical" novel (" Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick, and it lived happily ever after. The End.") The episode ends with Baldrick lighting another fire and this time burning the actual dictionary.

[edit] Historical and cultural references

[edit] Inaccuracies and Anachronisms

  • Samuel Johnson actually published his dictionary in 1755, seven years before the Prince was born. Johnson died in 1784, 25 years before Prince George became Regent. Likewise, Byron, Shelley and Coleridge, though contemporaries of each other and the Prince, would never have met Johnson.
  • Blackadder and Samuel Johnson both describe Blackadder's book as "a roller coaster of a novel". As the series takes place in the 18th century, the "roller coaster" anachronism is obvious.
  • In the episode, a reference is made to Thomas More about the fact that he was burned alive. This is incorrect, as he was beheaded, not burned and it was for his refusal to swear to the Act of Succession, not for heresy.

[edit] References

  1. ^ Johnson's A Dictionary of the English Language, volume 1, p. 1: "A" is followed by "AB", then "Aba'cke".
  2. ^ Johnson's A Dictionary of the English Language, volume 2, p. 561: "Sausage" is between "Savoy" and "Saw".

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