They'd Rather Be Right
|They'd Rather Be Right|
Dust-jacket of the first edition
|Author||Mark Clifton & Frank Riley|
|Cover artist||W. I. van der Poel|
|Publisher||Gnome Press (1957 novel)|
|1954 (as a serial), 1957 (as a novel)|
|Media type||Print (Hardcover)|
Two professors create an advanced cybernetic brain, which they call "Bossy." Bossy can "optimise your mind...and give you eternal youth into the bargain, but only if you're ready to abandon all your favourite prejudices." However, when given the choice of admitting they were wrong and therefore being able to benefit from Bossy's abilities, most people would rather be right, and Bossy's ability to confer immortality is almost made ineffective by mankind's fear of "her." 
Reception and Significance
In a brief 1982 review of a recent re-release of the novel, author David Langford wrote that "though it contains an interesting idea, the book seems an implausible award-winner. It's fine...to postulate a machine giving immortality, youth and a perfect complexion to those and only those who can cast aside preconceptions and prejudices.... The idea, though, is flattened into the ground by the authors' reluctance to do the work which would make it convincing." 
In 2008 Sam Jordison described the novel as "appalling," the "worst ever winner [of the Hugo Award]," and "a basic creative writing 'how not to,'" saying that its win "by public vote...raises serious questions about the value of a universal franchise." Similarly, author Lawrence Watt-Evans has stated that They'd Rather Be Right is "the usual [book] cited" as the "worst book ever to win [the Hugo Award]", and author Rick Cook has responded to the question of "Is the book any good?" with "No," going on to explain its origins as "one of those tailored-to-order serials for the old Astounding. Sometimes those things worked and sometimes they didn't. This one didn't."
They'd Rather Be Right was first published as a four-part serial in Astounding Science Fiction from August 1954 to November 1954. It was published as a book in 1957, and a heavily cut version was released the following year under the title The Forever Machine. The novel has been reprinted a few times in the decades since, including a couple of foreign language translations.
They'd Rather Be Right is a sequel to "Crazy Joey" by Mark Clifton with Alex Apostolides (August 1953, originally published in Astounding Science Fiction) and "Hide! Hide! Witch!" by Mark Clifton with Alex Apostolides (December 1953, originally published in Astounding Science Fiction).
The stories "Crazy Joey" and "Hide! Hide! Witch!" appeared without They'd Rather Be Right in The Science Fiction of Mark Clifton, edited by Barry N. Malzberg and Martin H. Greenberg (Southern Illinois University Press; December 8, 1980). ISBN 978-0809309856
In 1992, Carroll & Graf Publishers confusingly re-issued They'd Rather Be Right with its two prequel stories, "Crazy Joey" and "Hide! Hide! Witch!", under the title The Forever Machine. In this volume, the stories "Crazy Joey" and "Hide! Hide! Witch!" comprise the first section, entitled "Crazy Joey," while the novel They'd Rather Be Right makes up the second section, entitled "Bossy." ISBN 978-0881848427
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