User:Josuechan

Good morning sunshine, the world says hello. Josuechan is currently a Ph.D student in mathematics. Due to a medical condition known as ADD, he is unable to remain focused on one field. The doctor recommends a herbal treatment of marijuana, which, quite unfortunately, is expensive and difficult to obtain. As a result, his condition worsens and he spends his days reading random stuff from statistics, modern physics, economics, evolutionary biology, British history and film studies.

Josuechan thinks that the FA status is a genius invention, rivaled only by instant noodles and pornography. Surely, it is only an imaginary carrot, but so many editors work days and nights unpaid just to get it. Sometimes they even show their long, scary canine teeth if you happen to be in their way. At this point you wonder, Shouldn't they eat meat with their canine teeth instead of carrots? Yes, yes, but you see, it is an imaginary carrot so they do not actually eat it. Ah. That's the catch.

“We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.” -- Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

..... This user is a professional procrastinator. This user is a bibliophile

This user comes from Macau. 此用戶來自澳門. This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

This user has a keen interest in mathematics. This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel Peace Prize This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

This user is a member of WikiProject Macau. This user is a participant of WikiProject Books.

Something to do

Currently working on

Babies

• Macau: Economy of Macau · History of Macau · University of Macau‎ · Antonio Ng
• History: Grand Secretariat · Three Departments and Six Ministries · Three Lords · Nine Ministers · Three Lords and Nine Ministers · Censorate
• Books: Evolution of Infectious Disease · Failed States (book) · East and West
• Hong Kong: Cantonese profanity · Prostitution in Hong Kong
• Stat: Multinomial probit · normal-gamma distribution · truncated normal distribution

Fetuses

• Government of the Ming Dynasty

Something useful

Useful templates

• {{cite journal}}, {{cite book}}, {{cite web}}, {{cite news}}, {{convert}}, {{subst:uw-spam1}}, {{subst:uw-vandalism2}}, {{subst:uw-delete2}}.

Something shiny

		The Barnstar of National Merit
		I, Coloane (talk), award you this barnstar of national merit in recognition of your fine contributions and improvements to Macau articles. Coloane (talk) 00:53, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

		The Epic Barnstar
		I, Pericles of Athens, award you Josuechan with this barnstar to commemorate your outstanding commitment to improving several Chinese history articles, including Ming Dynasty, Grand Secretariat, the Censorate, and the Three Departments and Six Ministries. Great job!--Pericles of AthensTalk 17:03, 22 January 2008 (UTC)