User talk:Zenwhat

Five monks were meditating when suddenly the wind picked up and a flag nearby flapped in the wind.

The first monk, the youngest of the group, broke his meditation and shouted, "Flag is moving!"

The second monk shouted, "Wind is moving!"

The third monk shouted, "Mind is moving!"

The fourth monk shouted, "Nothing is moving!"

The fifth monk, the eldest of the group, shouted, "Mouths are moving!"

Precisionism

Assuming you are Meta:User:Zenwhat you might be interested in Category:Precisionist Wikipedians Jeepday (talk) 14:23, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

Floola

The version I deleted consisted of only a link, so it wasn't really an article, and hence covered by the Criteria for speedy deletion. I'm not sure I can comment about the notability of the article, but if you produce a more substantial edit, then it will probably not be covered by CSD G4. Titoxd^{(?!? - cool stuff)} 19:09, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

The versions prior to the first deletion sound heavily like an advertisement, so they would have need to be completely rewritten to comply with Wikipedia guidelines. The versions before the second deletion were a straight copy-paste from the application's website, so those needed to be deleted too. Again, a new re-write from scratch wouldn't be able to be deleted under the {{db-repost}} rule. Titoxd^{(?!? - cool stuff)} 19:14, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

The entire text is as follows:

“ Floola is an iPod management tool. Unlike iTunes and most other iPod managers, it doesn't store its music library on your hard disk. The upside to this is that you can manage your iPod from nearly any computer by just putting the Floola executable on your iPod. Since Floola is using the RealBASIC programming language, it is available for Windows, Linux and Mac OS X. ”

I don't think that would actually help at all in writing the article, but if you think so, go ahead... Titoxd^{(?!? - cool stuff)} 19:22, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Just thought I'd say something.

You and I have been on opposite ends of a few arguments, but I just wanted to say that I'm glad to see you still here at Wikipedia. I just read User:Zenwhat/Stay sane, and I agree with most of it. Just remember, 1) Don't sweat the small shit, and 2) It's all small shit. -- RoninBK _{T C} 05:26, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Thank you! ☯  Zenwhat (talk) 15:24, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Wikipedia:WikiProject Essay Categorization and/or Classification

Your help is urgently needed at Wikipedia:WikiProject Essay Categorization and/or Classification if we are to finish categorizing all the Wikipedia essays before the day is out, a feat which would surely be sufficiently impressive to be worthy of a Wikipedia Signpost mention, and make us all famous. Please sign up as a participant. Thanks, Obuibo Mbstpo (talk) 23:16, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I'm watching you

You're back from the dead. Why?--KarmasBlackSwan (talk) 02:52, 7 March 2008 (UTC)