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'''"The Penis Song"''' is a song originally from the film ''[[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]'' and released on the album ''[[Monty Python Sings]]''.
'''"The Penis Song"''' is a song originally from the film ''[[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]'' and released on the album ''[[Monty Python Sings]]''.



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"The Penis Song" is a song originally from the film Monty Python's The Meaning of Life and released on the album Monty Python Sings.

In the film, it is sung by Eric Idle at a piano, in the persona of a Noël Coward-style lounge singer.

Beginning by addressing his audience, the singer says "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean", before shifting into the song, which begins "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? In the course of about 30 seconds, it restates that thought five times, mentioning a dozen euphemisms for "penis", suggests two fanciful coverings for a penis, and ends with a warning against indecent exposure. The euphemisms mentioned are:

  • Dong
  • Stiffy
  • Dick
  • Tadger
  • Prick
  • Willy
  • John Thomas
  • One-eyed trouser snake
  • Piece of pork
  • Wife's best friend
  • Percy
  • Cock

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