List of Black Books characters

The three main characters of Black Books. Left to right: Manny Bianco (Bill Bailey), Fran Katzenjammer (Tamsin Greig), and Bernard Black (Dylan Moran).

Black Books is a BAFTA award winning sitcom broadcast on Channel 4 from 2000 to 2004. It revolved around the lives of three main characters - Bernard Black, played by Dylan Moran, Manny Bianco played by Bill Bailey and Fran Katzenjammer played by Tamsin Greig. Bernard is the belligerent owner of the book shop Black Books, while Manny is his assistant, and Fran is their friend. All three characters appeared in all 18 episodes of the show. Supporting characters appeared infrequently to support each episode's storyline, a number of whom were guest stars, as well as lesser known actors who went on to have major roles in British comedy series. Co-writer Graham Linehan also appeared in Ep. 1.2 as the "I Love Books" customer and Ep 1.5 as a fast food customer.

Main characters

Bernard Black

Bernard Ludwig Black, played by comedian Dylan Moran, is a bookseller and owner of the 'Black Books' bookshop, wherein much of the series takes place. Many episodes of the series focus on Black along with his quirky personality and issues. His distinctive physical traits are his wild, messy hair, and black clothing. He is portrayed as being a heavy smoker, so heavy, in fact, that he has no sense of taste (in the episode the grapes of wrath he eats some of a coaster thinking its some sort of biscuit, not being able to taste the difference).

Personality

Bernard Black is a sour, drunken, pessimistic, and at times neurotic, Irish misanthrope, whose sole pursuit in life appears to be drinking, smoking, reading, and insulting people. His assistant Manny implies that Bernard does not have a heart, referring to it as "just a shard of ice". His only other friend Fran, however, has "always seen it as a flint". Bernard's role as the owner of the bookshop 'Black Books' is an interesting vocational choice when one takes into account the fact that he hates both the pressures and responsibilities involved in retail, as well as his customers, with extreme passion. To Bernard, the purchasing of his books is indeed a very bad thing, as it means he will have to take the time to order more from "the place where you order books from for when you want to sell them in your bookshop". This is a process capable of reducing him to genuine despair, and he is willing to pay people to take the second hand books they bring to sell him away from the shop so that he doesn't have to catalogue and sell them again. Despite his loathing of the process of retail, he displays an appreciation for the medium in which he deals – when asked at one point if the binding on a set of the collected works of Charles Dickens is real leather, he counters with "They're real Dickens" – and on numerous occasions displays a fondness for the shop itself, demonstrating a defensive reaction to Manny's suggestions for improvement on his first day at work ("It is a lovely place!") and refusing to leave it for anything further than two minutes walking distance away, although this could rather be related to his apparent distaste for anything but the most limited of human contact. Despite his apparent fondness for the shop, he doesn't appear to have much faith in it – such as an instance in one episode, when a customer asked for a certain book. Bernard replied, "How should I know? Go to a proper book shop!" Bernard has even once displayed physical violence toward a customer after he was asked to find a book for the customer, the unfortunate man was forced to his knees and coldly informed that "from where you are now to that corner is our music section", before being savagely kicked and ordered to search. He then locks said customer in the shop for 2 weeks while construction is occurring next door, and the customer reveals himself at the end of Bernard, Manny, and Fran's holiday, happy to have found his book, but driven mad by the noise next door.

This combination of misanthropy and reclusiveness have combined to leave Bernard with questionable abilities of social interaction and personal hygiene. He is frequently found in the same black suit (later revealed to actually be an extremely dirty white suit) and his idea of a stylish haircut is to get Manny to slice off clumps of his wildly disordered, overgrown hair (which has mushrooms in it) with a bread-knife. Due to his questionable hygiene, the bookshop is also often afflicted with bizarre examples of uncleanliness.

For all his misanthropic qualities and bitterness, Bernard does possess redeeming and sympathetic characteristics; he is clearly intelligent and well read, if ill-disposed to use his intelligence to any great degree. He is frequently very witty and satirical, and shows a good psychological understanding of those around him. He is even capable of writing what appears to be a very complex, interesting and lengthy novel, involving such themes as love, betrayal and the Stalinist purges at over one thousand pages long in a very short space of time; however, as the idea was to write a children's novel targeted at three-to-six year olds, he is persuaded to scrap the initial draft by Manny.

Relationship with other characters

The only two characters with whom Bernard could be said to possess a friendship are Manny Bianco, his shop assistant and flatmate, and Fran Katzenjammer, his best and oldest friend. He has a particularly complex relationship with Manny, frequently belittling and bullying Manny whilst at the same time displaying a curiously possessive and jealous attitude towards him, even to the extent that he refers to Manny as his 'son' on more than one occasion. It is shown that Bernard attempts to isolate Manny from his other friends by screening his phone messages , once destroying a letter informing Manny that he had been accepted into the Open University, and the one occasion that Manny mentions a girl whom he has a crush on is met by Bernard with seething jealousy. Despite treating Manny as little more than a downtrodden slave to be bullied and tormented at will, it is also shown that Bernard is practically incapable of functioning without Manny's presence in the shop; on one occasion that Manny both quits his job at the shop (to work at the bookshop next door) and is kicked out of the flat, the state of the shop is reduced to a disordered mess containing both mouldy books and dead badgers and Bernard – who is reduced to obsessively spying on Manny as he works next door – deteriorates severely in his physical health, apparently clueless as to how to look after himself to the extent where he squirts oven cleaner down his throat with the justification "If you can clean an oven, you can clean me"..

His relationship with Fran is much stronger; the two share a very good relationship, largely based on a shared fondness for wine and smoking. The two appear to have a platonic friendship, with little overt indication of romantic interest to each other; however, it is suggested that they did once have a sexual encounter, that Fran forced Bernard to forget. Unlike most, Fran is also capable of cowing and dominating Bernard. Their relationship is better described as more brother-sister, especially with both attempting to upstage or belittle the other, yet despite their apparently slightly antagonistic dealings when they aren't collectively ganging up on Manny, both show genuine affection for each other (Bernard actually gives in on a lie he was trying to convince Fran of about Manny, but when she threatened to leave he immediately backed down and holds her arm to enforce his plea). Despite Bernard professing to not be interested in Fran's romantic life or indeed many other aspects of her life, he does remember various boyfriends from past conversations, and the two give each other advice or reassurance in terms of romance; most of the time this is a sympathetic ear and a mutual conclusion that they are not entirely the guilty party. Fran does try and prevent Bernard hurting himself in pursuit of love, and when this fails, she is quite sympathetic and gentle about the incident (a rare switch as Fran more actively hunts romance whereas Bernard seems to allow it to drift by).

Romance and softness

Romance is also shown to bring out a softer, more gentle (if still somewhat overbearing) side to Bernard's personality; he is noticeably shy, awkward and self-conscious when attempting to charm Kate, a young woman he takes an interest in, and is generous and eager to please when attempting to pursue Alice, a woman whom he forms a crush on during a summer heatwave – this relationship, however, was doomed by both Bernard's over-eager attempts to shower his 'summer girl' with presents and bad poetry, and the fact that Alice wasn't, in fact, interested in him in the first place. In the final episode, Bernard revealed a far more sympathetic side to his character, telling Manny that he had once had a fiance, Emma, who had died before they could be married, thus explaining much of his nihilistic view towards life, as well as largely sour and spiteful attitude towards other people; however, Bernard later discovered that not only had Emma faked her own death in order to escape being with him, but that several other people knew and had failed to tell him, including Fran, Bernard's parents and several of her close friends. This betrayal almost shattered their friendship, but they managed to reconcile. When questioned by Manny in Series 1 Episode 2, Bernard reveals that he thought he was gay 'for a bit', but that he was discouraged by 'the prohibitive standards of hygiene. And all that dancing.' It is revealed in Grapes of Wrath that he used to own a cat, Nipsey. Manny breaks to him the news that Nipsey is dead.

Manny Bianco

Manny Bianco, played by British actor and comedian Bill Bailey, is Bernard's assistant in the bookshop.

Unlike his boss – a surly misanthrope with little interest in selling books – Manny is an extremely skillful and helpful salesman, who is well-liked by customers. However, this makes him a target of Bernard's bullying nature; frequently being subjected to mean-spirited insults, cruel, and spiteful treatment, and occasionally being subjected to violence. In many episodes, Bernard has refused to even acknowledge Manny by name, instead referring to him by such titles as "Lord of the Rings", "Gandalf", "Thor", "Hawkwind", "Bigfoot", "half Fu Manchu", "half Iago", "Genghis" (in reference to Genghis Khan), and "Ming the Merciless"; in reference to Manny's long, unkempt hair and bearded face, and often wishing upon him 'death by beard', most particularly by beard-seeking missile and once even referred to him as a beard with an idiot hanging off of it.

Formerly an accountant, Manny first encountered Bernard Black in the first episode of the series, "Cooking the Books", when purchasing The Little Book of Calm from Bernard's shop on his way to work one morning. In contrast to his demeanor later in the series, Manny is highly stressed; evidently as a result of his being an accountant, as he tells Bernard "I hate my job!" on their first meeting. Following an unusual series of circumstances, Manny accidentally swallowed his copy of The Little Book of Calm and assimilated the book into his body. For a brief period, he was extremely relaxed, and, with his serene expression and hospital bed-gown, bore an alarming resemblance to Jesus Christ. During this time, he spoke entirely in soothing aphorisms. Although a violent encounter with skinhead Millwall supporters later cured Manny of his vocal impediment, he was still calm and mild throughout the rest of the series. Bernard drunkenly hired Manny to work at Black Books, much to his dismay and annoyance upon sobering up.

Manny experiences the most remarkable events of any of the characters, and possesses some remarkable idiot-savant talents, such as the ability to play the piano at concert standard in five minutes. He has also been worshipped as a god by a tribe of savage cannibals in Canada (which Bernard would rather no-one discusses, by mutual agreement)

Because Manny is the only person in the shop who demonstrates any sort of desire to keep the place tidy, Bernard treats him as little more than an indentured servant; to be abused, ordered around, and forced to do petty tasks with little reward. His relationship with Fran Katzenjammer, Bernard's best friend, is much better; based on mutual appreciation and numerous shared interests (including celebrity gossip.) However, Fran is not above exploiting and belittling Manny when it advances her interests.

Manny reacts to such poor treatment in an extremely mild, and at times, even eager fashion. However, he has snapped on numerous occasions throughout the series, usually after Bernard's bullying pushed him too far. In the first series, Bernard's increasingly dictatorial manner forced Manny to leave home, only to sheepishly return following a brief period working as a model for a photographer with a beard fetish. Manny occasionally demonstrates a steely and assertive persona. Following a brief session with a therapist, Manny stood up to Bernard with such confidence and authority that he reduced Bernard, from his usual bullying arrogance, to an almost tearful, emotional wreck, over the course of a short conversation. Alcohol sometimes strengthens Manny's resolve, and in the final episode of the series, a drunken Manny was quick to tell Bernard exactly what he thought of him after Bernard made one too many sneering comments about Rowena, a woman on whom Manny has a crush. Although rare, these occasions have the short-lived effect of Bernard acting much nicer and more reasonable in his treatment of Manny.

On numerous occasions throughout the series, Manny has demonstrated that he is talented and well-liked, and that he could have done more with his life if not for the ignorance and apathy of those around him; and his own lack of confidence and his eager-to-help tendencies. He often seems to demonstrate a hidden creative streak, such as by creating various, bizarre yet ingenious pieces of equipment around the apartment and shop. One of these items was a helmet with cleaning spray attached, which was operated by pulling a string.

Manny is artistically talented, capable of drawing an incredibly detailed, coloured illustration of children building a sandcastle on a beach in only a few seconds with one pencil.. He is a talented pianist, capable of picking up numerous complex pieces by ear, without any previous lessons (Bailey is himself a talented musician, has perfect pitch, and played all these pieces himself). He quickly decided not to further himself, due to his skills being exploited, rather than appreciated by, Bernard and Fran.

Although Manny's personal relationships rarely appear on the show, he has had more success in romance than Fran and Bernard. In the final episode, despite his shy and indirect approach to his relationship with a woman Rowena, she appeared quite smitten with Manny. This led to a romantic encounter, and the possibility of a successful relationship.

Fran Katzenjammer

Enid Francesca "Fran" Katzenjammer, played by Tamsin Greig, is Bernard's best, oldest, and as Fran claims, only friend. There is an implication that at one time, she experienced a drunken, sexual encounter with him, but Bernard states he isn't "allowed to" remember it. For the first series, she ran a shop, Nifty Gifty, next door to Black Books, and would often mind Bernard's shop whilst he was out. However, Fran's business went bankrupt, and since then she has been unemployed and as Bernard claims, "unemployable".

She is man-hungry, and constantly on the look-out for a relationship; the few she does attempt, however, have been little short of disastrous for all concerned, and her personal ad reads "30 something woman seeks man for sex and possible friendship, sense of humour irrelevant". Her most significant turn-on appears to be the voice – most particularly of an old university acquaintance who can "melt me at 20 paces" in Fran's estimation, with an absurdly deep "Hello Fran".

Like Bernard, she possesses a great enthusiasm for drinking and smoking (Katzenjammer is an antiquated German word for "hangover"; literally "the howling of cats"); however, she genuinely likes Manny and unlike Bernard usually treats him well (although like Bernard, this doesn't stop her from routinely exploiting his eager-to-help nature). Despite all available evidence to the contrary, she has somehow deluded herself into thinking that she's more normal than Bernard and Manny. In the last episode of Black Books we discover that Fran's real name is in fact Enid.

Other notable appearances

Ep.	Actor	Role
3.4	Keith Allen	'Mouse Ear' Smith
2.3	Rob Brydon	B. Nugent
1.2	David Cann	The roaring customer
3.2	Olivia Colman	Tanya
2.1	Nina Conti	Bernard's date
3.3	Annette Crosbie	Manny's mother 'Moo-Ma'
3.2	Lucy Davis	Becky
1.6	Omid Djalili	Trebor the photographer
2.4	Mark Donovan	Cousin Gregor
1.3	Kevin Eldon	Cleaner
1.1	Martin Freeman	Manny's doctor
1.5	Nick Frost	Alarm installer
2.3	Ricky Grover	Danny
2.5	Jessica Hynes	Eva, Fran's Yoga partner
2.2	Rose Keegan	Fran's neighbour
3.3	Sam Kelly	Manny's father 'Moo-Pa'
1.4	Colin McFarlane	Detective
2.3	Big Mick	Gus
3.1	Simon Pegg	Evan
3.5	Julian Rhind-Tutt	Jason
1.5	Peter Serafinowicz	Howell Granger
1.1	Rupert Vansittart	The tasteful customer
2.2	Johnny Vegas	Fran's landlord
1.6	David Walliams	A customer
1.5	Tony Way	Fast food chain and cinema employee