User:DavidStatman

DavidStatman

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user lives in the United States Commonwealth of Virginia.

MIAThis user is a fan of the
Miami Dolphins

This user thinks that helmets like this should only be worn by losers.

LADThis user is a fan of the
Los Angeles Dodgers

This user despises the New York Yankees.

WASThis user is a fan of the
Washington Wizards

WSHThis user is a fan of the
Washington Capitals

UFCThis user is a fan of the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

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This user wholeheartedly believes that Cheap Seats is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.

This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.

ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

STAR WARSThis user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other.

This user collects sports cards.

Howdy everyone, my name is David. My main userpage is over at Wookieepedia, where I am called "Ifindyourlackoffaithdisturbing". A little cumbersome, I know, so I go by IFYLOFD over there.