Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Shipping (fandom)

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The result was speedy keep because I don't want to close this with another poem. (non-admin closure) Not·Really·Soroka 00:02, 2 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Shipping (fandom)

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Since extremely fierce treatment of completely fictional romantic relationships as serious business is flame bait, by deleting this article, we can not feed the trolls and thus prevent flaming on Wikipedia.^{[April Fools!]} ❤︎PrincessPandaWiki (talk | contribs) 00:00, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

'Sink' any existing ships out there so we can get rid from any unwanted nonsense and further chaos from any apologists from certain relationships. That would just degrade the article. The almighty anomalocaris • chat 01:49, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. Ever Given must die. Panini! • 🥪 03:02, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Was that the face that launched a thousand ships, And burnt the topless towers of Ilium? Not·Really·Soroka 03:53, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

"Bobby Witt Jr. it must not be," I thought in my athenaeum. Not·Really·Soroka 03:54, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

'Twas not Adley Rutschman dear, and 'tis not Mrs. Harris;

It is great Helen of Troy, taken by fair Paris. Not·Really·Soroka 04:02, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Determined to change this ship, I went onto AO3,

Seeking that one ballplayer from the lit'ny that I see. Not·Really·Soroka 04:07, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Nick Solak is a good choice, better than ,

And so I had set to write, sipping a cup of mocha. Not·Really·Soroka 04:10, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

For three hours I have sat against a computer screen,

And I chortled with great joy as I've done the final scene. Not·Really·Soroka 04:11, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

The fic received rave reviews, and a ship has thus been sailed;

You can craft your fav'rite ship if all others have failed. Not·Really·Soroka 04:13, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

"Was that the face that launched a thousand ships, And burnt the topless towers of Ilium?"

"Michael Chavis it can't be," I thought in my athenaeum. Not·Really·Soroka 04:15, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

'Twas not moustached Max Fried dear, and 'tis not a man named Zack;

It is great Helen of Troy, taken by fair Nick Solak. Not·Really·Soroka 04:17, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

All this poem means is: Delete per @Xingqiu Viator, but allow shippers to "craft [their] fav'rite ones" as they please. Not·Really·Soroka 04:19, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Nope.

Any [fictional relation]ships shall turn into coral reefs, I don't mind them. The almighty anomalocaris • chat 09:10, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Mercy if you exclude female Aether and Childe ships? I'm reading em! (possess feminine personality until...) The almighty anomalocaris • chat 09:09, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

Delete global trade and economy created by shipping per Panini. 💜 melecie talk - 11:05, 1 April 2023 (UTC)[reply]

The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page.