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Bill Zebub is the top manager of Bill Zebub Productions. His production company publishes a monthly magazine entitled The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds, mainly about Heavy Metal music. He has made an array of low-budget, extremely low-quality films: Dirtbags, Skits-O-Phrenia, Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist, Kill The Scream Queen, The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made, Bad Acid and the recent Stereotypes Don't Just Disappear Into Thin Air. He also is the host of a radio show on WMFU 91.1 in the New Jersey area. He hosts the show under the alias "Professor Dum Dum." He also has admitted to be a zoophiliac, and a child molestor, as well as an idiot.

The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds

The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds is a metal "fanzine" edited by Bill Zebub. Each issue consists of interviews with metal bands, CD reviews and DVD reviews. The interviews are generally comedic with a sarcastic nature. The magazine contains non-pornographic nudity and is only sold to those over 18 years of age on the website [see links section].

Professor Dum Dum's Lab

Bill Zebub has a weekly radio show on 91.1 FM WFMU. Bill Zebub plays the character Professor Dum Dum: Scientist of Music and Human Nature who hails from Germany. The Professor plays heavy metal music and discusses topics with callers. The show airs every Thursday night from 7PM-8PM EST. The show can also be streamed live or from archives on the WFMU website {see link below in links section}. On March 15, 2007, during the annual WFMU fundraising marathon, Dum Dum announced on the air that that day's show would be his last for the station. He didn't immediately explain why, but later hinted that he was leaving to do a show at a commercial station. Shows aired the following two weeks featured pleasant, tranquil music, and none of his trademark faux german on air rants. On April 4, 2007, he returned to give a typically over-the-top performance, but said nothing to explain his apparent absence.

Filmography

  • Metalheads (2001)-[COMEDY]
  • Dirtbags: The Armpit of Metal (2002)-[COMEDY]
  • Death Metal: A Documentary (2002)-[DOCUMENTARY]
  • Metal Radio KCUF (2003)-[COMEDY]
  • Skits-O-Phrenia (2003)-[SKITS/COMEDY]
  • Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist [2003 EDITION] (2003)-[HORROR]
  • Stereotypes Don't Just Disappear Into Thin Air (2004)-[COMEDY]
  • Kill the Scream Queen (2004)-[HORROR]
  • The Crucifier (2004)-[HORROR]
  • The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (2005)-[HORROR/COMEDY]
  • Bad Acid (2005)-[COMEDY]
  • Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist [2005 EDITION] (2005)-[HORROR]
  • Rape is a Circle (2006)-[DRAMA]
  • Girls of Bill Zebub's Movies (2006)-[COMPILATION]
  • Dolla Morte (2006)-[HORROR/COMEDY]
  • Assmonster: The Making of a Horror Movie (2006)-[COMEDY]

Film Synopsis

Metalheads

Story of a Metalhead and his friends who go through the troubles of life and girl troubles.

Dirtbags: The Armpit of Metal

Film about a group of amoral people who will do anything to make a quick buck.

Death Metal: A Documentary

A film taking a look at the scene and lifestyle of death metal and what it means. Featuring Peter Steele.

Metal Radio KCUF

A comedy about a DJ at a radio station that must save his station from switching formats.

Skits-O-Phrenia

A compilation of skits that include sarcasm, puns and slapstick as ways of comedy.

Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist

A dialogueless film that depicts a schizophrenic man who believes he is the messiah and records his new bible through the actions of rape.

Stereotypes Don't Just Disappear Out of Thin Air

A film that covers all taboos of filmmaking. There is lots of non-PC humor. Characters are based off of racial stereotypes and racism.

Kill The Scream Queen

A director hires scream queens to act in his film. Little do they know he is making a snuff film.

The Crucifier

A man on a bad LSD binge captures his friends and slowly tortures them.

The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

Every cliché of horror movies is included in this intertwining plot of a romance on the run.

Bad Acid

A radio DJ on a bad acid trip struggles to juggle the many duties of his life.

Rape is a Circle

An in-depth look at the suffering of not only the victim, but later on the attacker.

Girls of Bill Zebub's Movies

A compilation disc of extended stripping scenes from Bill Zebub's other films.

Dolla Morte

A film made completely with dolls. The plot follows George Bush as he tries to gain immortality by killing Dracula.

Assmonster: The Making of a Horror Movie

After receiving an independent horror movie from a director, the main character decides to make his own exploitation film to sell for arge profits. Featuring Gina Lynn and George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher