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George Bush

George Bush is the president of the 11th planet from the sun, Repuli-World. He is most famous for being their smartest president, although he pales in comparison to our definition of smart. On the planet Republi-World, smart means dumb, and dumb means smart, so it could be said that he's the dumbest president.

The Sex Scandal

On April 1st, 9002, George Bush supposedly engaged in sexual intercourse, with Bill Clinton's (Fmr. President of Demi-World) wife. Although he strongly denies the statement, we all know its true. We have a video tape.

Impeachment

Republi-World's people charged up a gigantic space cannon, and shot George Bush into space. Where he will choke to death. Jesus, president of Jesusland, released this statement.

"He seemed to be a nice man, funny, dumb, a redneck, kind of like Forest Gump. But he was a republican, and all republicans are racists. And since Madonna thinks im black, I must be black. So I think he deserves it. Jee-man out!"