User:Forcedlabour/Siegfried Pibb-Flagg

Siegfried Pibb-Flagg is a supposedly fictional slave owner and agriculturalist.His first appearance on the internet was April 12, 2009.

Early Life

Pibb-Flagg was born April 26, 1966 in Columbus, Ohio and was mostly raised by three grandmothers, who were unrelated to him. At the age of sixteen, he was arrested for theft, molestation, kidnapping,grand larceny, arson and slave-owning. One year later, he mysteriously escaped to Quenstedt, Germany where he became a Neo-Nazi. At the age of nineteen, he achieved a degree in both economics and radiology from Columbus State Community College. The whereabouts of the next few years of his life are unknown.

Siegfried's Farm of Forced Labour

In late 1998, Pibb-Flagg bought property in Hungry Horse, Montana. He spent an entire drinking Pibb Xtra and playing Everquest. After several failed attempts at farming, Siegfried began a dirt farm. As of March 2005, he had fifty-five living slaves on the property. On April 12, 2009 he created a page of Facebook to recruit his nephews and other people in need of labour to serve on his development in Montana. The property included a tree farm but was destroyed because the forced labourers tore down the trees, since Siegfried "farms" things by beating them with a shovel.

Enslavement of the Confederate State of Georgia

On June 2nd, 2009 Siegfried, his friend whom he calls "The Nice Lady from the Food Shoppe" traveled to Savannah, Georgia as an attempt to enslave the entire state. Pibb-Flagg and his followers were captured by U.S. Marines and their current whereabouts are unknown.

References

http://forcedlabour.bravehost.com/

External Links

[1] [2] [www.twitter.com/forcedlabour] [www.twitter.com/ladyoflabours]