Joey Diaz
Joey Diaz is a Cuban-American stand-up comedian and actor from Havana, Cuba. Diaz was raised in North Bergen, New Jersey. He has appeared in feature films and television and performs stand-up comedy. Diaz has also performed under the pseudonyms Coco Diaz, Joey Karate, Planet Rock, Mister Fantabulous and Madflavor.
Since December 2006, Diaz has been a weekly guest and contributor to the Kevin Couch Show on XM's "National Lampoon Comedy Radio." He is also a frequent guest on The Tom Leykis Show and The Joe Rogan Experience podcast. Diaz currently co-hosts a weekly podcast with Felicia Michaels named Beauty and Da Beast.
In 2010, Diaz appeared with Rogan on the radio program of Alex Jones.
Diaz's commonly known quotes include: "If its 2 in the afternoon and you ain't high, go f*ck yourself", "you can't take a joke, take a shuttle!", "if you can walk on ice, might as well dance!", "check yourself before you wreck yourself, big d**ks in ya a** is bad for your health" and "stay black, cocksuckas!"[citation needed]
Filmography
- Halloween Dog (2011) .... Stewey McMan (filming)
- My Dog's Christmas Miracle (2010) .... TSA Officer (post-production)
- Stonerville (2011) .... Johnny Scarano
- The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation (2010) .... Stewey McMann
- The Russian (2010) .... Frank
- Stacy's Mom (2010) .... Frankie the Teach (as Joey 'Coco' Diaz)
- The Dog Who Saved Christmas (2009) .... Stewey McMann (as Joey Coco Diaz)
- The Deported (2009) .... Sheriff
- Redemtion (2009) .... Ritchie
- My Life at 26 (2008) .... Paxon
- Boiler Maker (2008) .... Enzo
- Wizards of Waverly Place (2008) – The Supernatural .... Newstand Guy (as Joey 'Coco' Diaz)
- One Hogan Place (2008) .... Vinnie Books
- The Dark Knight (2008) Special Features.... Restaurant owner
- Frank TV (2007)
– Ballpark Frank (2007) .... Defendent
- My Name Is Earl (2007) .... Jhoey the prisoner (as Joey 'Coco' Diaz) (3 Episodes)
- Our Other Cops Is On!: Part 1 (2007) - Our Other Cops Is On!: Part 2 (2007) - My Name Is Inmate #28301-016: Part 1 (2007)
- White Pants (2007) .... Coach Larkin
- Alive N' Kickin' (2007) .... Joey
- Murder 101: College Can Be Murder (2007) .... Herbie Saxe
- Smiley Face (2007) .... Security Guard
- A 'My Life at 26' Shortoon (2007) .... voice
- Everybody hates Chris
-Everybody Hates Promises (2006) TV Episode .... Restaurant owner
- How I Met Your Mother (2006) .... Angry New Yorker
– Where Were We? (2006) … Angry New Yorker (as Joey 'Coco' Diaz)
- 18 Fingers of Death! (2006) .... Sammy Delassandro
- The Longest Yard (2005) .... Anthony "Big Tony" Cobianco
- Accidentally on Purpose (2005) .... Geraldo
- Break a Leg (2005) .... Large Producer
- The Mafia Type (2004) (V) .... Big Al
- Taxi (2004) .... Freddy
- Spider-Man 2 (2004) .... Train Passenger
- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
- Criminal (2004) TV Episode .... Elijah Coney
- Cold Case Disco Inferno (2004) TV Episode .... Ken Mazzacone 2004
- ER The Greater Good (2003) TV Episode .... Grocery Store Clerk
- Karen Sisco Dear Derwood... (2003) TV Episode .... Paulie
- Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) .... Emmanuel's Entourage
- Analyze That (2002).... Ducks
- Another Bobby O'Hara Story... (2002) .... Tommy Brando
- NYPD Blue Death by Cycle (2002) TV Episode .... Manny Mankiewicz Women vs. Men (2002) (TV) .... Goon
- American Gun (2002) .... Gun Smuggler
- You Got Nothin' (2002) .... Charlie
- Back by Midnight (2002) .... Jojo
- BASEketball (1998) .... Referee