Willie Rushton
Willie Rushton | |
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![]() Rushton at a charity cricket match, May 1976 | |
Born | William George Rushton 18 August 1937 |
Died | 11 December 1996 | (aged 59)
Cause of death | Heart attack |
Nationality | British |
Occupation(s) | Comedian, satirist, cartoonist, writer |
Spouse | Arlene Dorgan (m. 1968) |
William George Rushton, commonly known as Willie Rushton (18 August 1937 in Chelsea, London–11 December 1996 Cromwell Hospital, Kensington, London) was an English cartoonist, satirist, comedian, actor and performer who co-founded the Private Eye satirical magazine.
School and army
William George Rushton was born 18 August 1937 in the family home at Scarsdale Villas, Kensington (which 24 years later was to also be the editorial birthplace of Private Eye). He began attending Shrewsbury School in 1950, where he met his future Private Eye colleagues Richard Ingrams, Paul Foot and Christopher Booker. His distinctive character and tastes were already forming, as he introduced his friends to P. G. Wodehouse, the humorous columnist Beachcomber, and the records of ex-Footlights’ revue star Jack Hulbert. He gave a memorable performance as Lord Loam in The Admirable Crichton. He was becoming an accomplished illustrator, and his cartoons appeared in the school’s official magazine, The Salopian. He also contributed to the satirical rag, The Wallopian with Ingrams, Foot, Booker mocking school spirit, traditions and the masters. It was during this period that the term "pseud" was coined. The expression was given wider currency by Private Eye and is still in use as an insult against pseudo-intellectuals.
Rushton failed his Maths O Level seven times despite staying on an extra year. So while his contemporaries went off to Oxford (or, in Booker's case, Cambridge), Rushton had to do his two years of National Service in the army. Contrary to the expectations of his public school education, Trooper 23354249 Rushton W G refused a commission. "The Army is, God bless it, one of the funniest institutions on earth and also a sort of microcosm of the world. It's split almost perfectly into our class system. Through serving in the ranks I discovered the basic wit of my fellow man - whom basically, to tell the truth, I'd never met before." After completing his national service, he returned to civilian life in 1959. Looking around for qualifications, Rushton took up a post as a solicitor's clerk, doodling caricatures and cartoons on files and case notes.
Private Eye and the satire boom
He was still in contact with his Shrewsbury friends, who had added John Wells to their number, and were now running their own humour magazines at Oxford, Parsons Pleasure and Mesopotamia, to which Rushton made many contributions during his frequent visits. A cartoon of a giraffe in a bar saying “The high balls are on me“ was not met with approval by everyone in the university administrative quarters. It was Rushton who suggested that Mesopotamia could continue after they left university. During his time as a clerk he had been sending his cartoons out to Punch but none had been accepted. After being knocked over by a bus he quit his clerking, determined not to waste another day.
After almost-but-not-quite-being-accepted by Tribune (a Labour-supporting journal edited by Michael Foot, Paul’s uncle), Rushton found a place at the Liberal News, which was also employing Christopher Booker as a journalist. From June 1960 until March 1961 he contributed a weekly strip, “Brimstone Belcher”, following the exploits of the titular journo (a fore-runner of Private Eye’s Lunchtime O’ Booze), from bizarre skulduggery in the British colonies (where the squaddies holding back the politicised rabble bear a strong resemblance to privates Rushton and Ingrams), travelogues through the USA, and the hazards of by-electioneering as the independent candidate for the constituency of Gumboot North. After the strip folded, Rushton still contributed a weekly political cartoon to the Liberal News until mid-1962.
The Salopians finally found a financier and the first issue of Private Eye was published on 25 October 1961. Rushton put the first issue together in his bedroom in Scarsdale Villas using Letraset and Cow-Gumming illustrations onto cards which were taken away to be photo-lithographed. He also contributed all the illustrations and the mast-head figure of Little Nitty (who still appears on the cover, a blended caricature of John Wells and the Daily Express standard-head). One critic described the original lay-out of the magazine as owing much to “Neo-Brechtian Nihilism” although Rushton thought it resembled a betting shop floor. One feature in the early issues was the “Aesop Revisited”, a full-page comic strip which let him work in a wealth of puns and background jokes. With Private Eye riding the satire boom, Peter Cook soon took an interest and contributed two serials recounting the bizarre adventures of Sir Basil Nardly-Strobes and the Rhandi Phurr, both of which were admirably illustrated by Rushton, as was "Mrs Wilson‘s Diary". In the early days the team worked on two books, Private Eye on London and Private Eye’s Romantic England that make heavy use of his cartooning talents. One of the first Private Eye-published book was Rushton’s first collection of cartoons, Willie Rushton’s Dirty Weekend Book (banned in Ireland). As one of the early editors of “Private Eye” he has a cameo in the Profumo Affair.
Reuniting with his Salopian chums had also reawakened Rushton's taste for acting. After they had finished university he had accompanied his friends in a well-received revue at the Edinburgh Fringe (Richard Burton even appeared one night in their parody of Luther). In 1961, Richard Ingrams directed a production of Spike Milligan’s surreal post-nuclear apocalypse farce The Bed-Sitting Room, in which Rushton was hailed by Kenneth Tynan as “brilliant”. But it was a cabaret at the Room At The Top, a chicken-in-the-basket nightclub at the top a department store in Ilford, that really launched his career. Although the revue also starred John Wells and Barbara Windsor, it was Rushton’s impersonation of the Prime Minister Harold Macmillan that meant he caught the attention of Ned Sherrin, a young BBC producer searching for talent to appear in a forthcoming TV satire series.
That was the Week That Was (aka “TW3“) ran from November 1962 until December 1963. It drew audiences of up to 13 million, making stars of its cast, particularly David Frost. Rushton became known for his impersonation of the Prime Minister, a daring novelty in those respectful days. “It‘s the only impersonation that people have ever actually recognised - so I‘m very grateful to the old bugger . . . But then I had voted for him, so he owed me something.” Rushton also appeared on the original flexi-discs of skits, squibs and invective that “Private Eye” gave away, having success with two self-penned songs: “Neasden” (“you won’t be sorry that you breezed in . . . where the rissoles are deep-freezed-en”) and the “Bum Song” (“if you’re feeling glum / stick a finger up your bum/ and the world is a happier place”). He also wrote songs for TW3, many of which were revisited on later solo albums like "Now in Bottles" and "The Complete Works".
In the autumn of 1963 a health scare led Macmillan to resign and Sir Alec Douglas-Home became Prime Minister. It was necessary that Douglas-Home resign his peerage to find a safe Parliamentary seat. The “Private Eye” team were so disgusted by the Conservative Party’s machinations that they decided to run their own protest candidate in the Kinross and West Perthshire by-election. Since he was the most famous member of the team Rushton was the obvious choice to run. Rushton garnered much attention from journalists, since he ran under the slogan "Death to the Tories". Rushton polled only 45 votes, having at the last minute advised his supporters to vote Liberal, the Conservative’s only credible challenger. Douglas-Home won anyway.
Films, TV and radio
When TW3 was cancelled in anticipation of the 1963 election, Rushton and some of the TW3 cast as well as some of the members of the Cambridge University revue Cambridge Circus (including future-Goodies Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie) went on tour in America as David Frost Presents TW3. Rushton and Barry Fantoni (another Private Eye contributor) entered a painting Nude Reclining, a satirical portrait of three establishment types, for the 1963 Royal Academy Summer Exhibition under the name of 'Stuart Harris' which excited much controversy. He also began a career as a character actor for films in 1963. Rushton was involved as one of the hosts in the early episodes of another satirical programme in late 1964 Not So Much A Programme, but drifted away as it became the vehicle that launched David Frost as a chat show host. In 1964 he appeared as Richard Burbage in Sherrin and Caryl Brahms musical of No Bed for Bacon, while his early stature as a personality was confirmed by a cartoon advert he devised for the Brewer’s Society proclaiming the charms of the local pub. Rushton did his own host duties for New Stars and Garters, a variety entertainment show in 1965, where he first met Arlene Dorgan. Rushton also made amusing appearances in other people’s programmes like Not Only... But Also with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
During much of the later '60s Rushton spent much of his time in Australia, following Arlene Dorgan back to her homeland. He married her in 1968. He also had several series of his own on Australian television, Don’t Adjust Your Set - The Programme is at Fault and From Rushton with Love. He said of Australia, “They’ve got their priorities right, they're dedicated to lying in the sun, knocking back ice-cold beer”. During this period he found time to model for She magazine and also appear in a 1967 stage production of Treasure Island as Squire Trelawney, alongside Spike Milligan and Barry Humphries at the Mermaid Theatre in London. It was on one of his return visits to the UK in 1968 that he also brought back the late Tony Hancock's ashes to the UK in an Air France bag - “My session with the Customs was a Hancock Half Hour in itself."
He appeared in cameo roles in films, including Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines (1965) and Monte Carlo or Bust (1969). He played Tim Brooke-Taylor’s gay husband in Sharon Tate’s last film before her murder, 12 to 1. As an actor in the 1970s he appeared in episodes of popular programmes as different as The Persuaders!, Colditz Episode: The Guests: (Major Trumpington in a kilt) and Up Pompeii! as the narrator Plautus. He was Dr Watson to John Cleese’s Sherlock Holmes in N. F. Simpson’s surreal comedy Elementary, My Dear Watson. In 1975 and 1976 he appeared in well-received pantomimes of Gulliver’s Travels; in 1981 in Eric Idle’s Pass the Butler; and in 1988 as Peter Tinniswood’s irascible Uncle Mort in Tales from a Long Room. Rushton also wrote two musicals, Liz of Lambeth in 1976, and, with Suzi Quatro, Tallulah Who in 1991.
His last major solo TV project was Rushton's Illustrated (1981). By now he was an established guest on quiz shows and celebrity panel games: Celebrity Squares, Blankety Blank, Countdown and Through the Keyhole. When asked why appeared on these "ludicrous programmes," his answer was simple: "Because I meet everybody there."
For 22 years, he was a panelist in the long-running BBC Radio 4 radio panel comedy game show I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue which he joined as a regular team member from the third series in 1974, and continued until death in 1996. In its later years, the show's wealth of silliness, smut and appalling punning was drawing audiences of up to a thousand people for its recordings. No permanent replacement has been found for Rushton; instead his seat has been filled by a series of guests. Producer, Jon Naismith has said that "As befits such an irreplaceable character, he has never been formally replaced." In 1990 he teamed up with his co-panellist Barry Cryer in their own show Two old Farts in the Night, performing to full audiences at the Edinburgh festival, the Albert Hall, and the Festival Hall and touring the country irregularly until Rushton's death.
His manner and voice meant Willie was in constant demand for adverts, voice-overs and presenting jobs. It was in the mid-70s, reading Winnie the Pooh for BBC's Jackanory that he won a whole new audience of young children. He would also be fondly remembered by the next generation of children providing all the voices for the claymation-style animated series The Trap Door in the late 1980s. He was a popular choice for narrating audio books, especially those for children. In particular he recorded 18 of the books by the Rev. W. Awdry for The Railway Stories series; he also recorded adaptations of Asterix books and Alice in Wonderland. In the early 1980s he also wrote and illustrated a series of children’s books about "The Incredible Cottage", and was a prolific illustrator of many children‘s books.
Rushton had not been involved in Private Eye since the latter part of the 60s, other than a brief stint illustrating "Mrs Wilson's Diary" when the Labour Party came back into power in the mid-70s. Rushton returned to Private Eye in 1978 to take over the task of illustrating "Auberon Waugh's Diary". The cartoons perfectly complemented Auberon Waugh's scabrous and surreal flights of invective, and when Waugh moved his column to The Daily Telegraph as the "Way of the World" in the mid-80s Rushton followed. The Victoria and Albert Museum, recognising his accomplishments, commissioned 24 large colour illustrations that were collected as Willie Rushton's Great Moments of History. Rushton had previous experience with the V&A a few years earlier, when he had pulled a prank on the institution by labelling an electric plug socket in one of the galleries: "Plug hole designed by Hans Plug (b.1908)" which remained for a full year – to the great annoyance of a cleaner who had to use a hefty extension lead for 12 months so as not to damage the exhibit. This large scale excursion into the use of colour was good practice for the monthly colour covers he for the Literary Review when Auberon Waugh became its editor in the late 80s. Rushton drew these covers and also the fortnightly caricatures for Private Eye's literary review page until his untimely death.
Rushton had always been conscious of his weight, listing his recreations in Who's Who as "gaining weight, losing weight and parking", and in 1973 he had been the host of a slimming programme Don’t Just Sit There. His first major health scare had been the onset of diabetes (the cause of his father's death in 1958). Having to give up beer, Rushon became, according to Ingrams, "quite grumpy as a result, but his grumpiness had an admirable and jaunty quality to it." That sudden loss of three stone had prevented him from playing in Prince Rainier's XI at Monte Carlo, Monaco. Rushton was always passionate about cricket. His father had sent him for coaching at Lord's before he went to Shrewsbury. His cricket and general knowledge were called upon in his role as a regular team captain on BBC Radio 4's quiz show Trivia Test Match with Tim Rice and Brian Johnston which ran from 1986 to 1993. Rushton was always an enthusiastic cricketer, playing in the Lord's Taverners, a charity celebrity cricket team.
He plays as the King in the first Muzzy films and a different voice actor would play as him for another upcoming film.
In 1989 he performed in The Secret Policeman's Biggest Ball. His act consisted of singing Top Hat, White Tie and Tails and acting out the lyrics which left him standing in top hat, white tie, and tails — but no trousers. In his later years he was part of an exhibition at the National Portrait Gallery, and even had the “privilege” of being invited back to Shrewsbury to open a new wing at his old school, the entirety of his speech being “The bugger’s open”.
He went into Cromwell Hospital, Kensington, for heart surgery, and died from complications on 11 December 1996. According to Rushton's widow, his last words included a message to his long-time friend and comedy partner, Barry Cryer: "Tell Bazza he's too old to do pantomime".
Memorials
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He is honoured by a Comic Heritage blue plaque at Mornington Crescent tube station, a reference to the game Mornington Crescent on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.
BBC7 showcased his contribution to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue – in the week of the 10th anniversary of his death – by rebroadcasting five episodes of the show, one on each weekday night (11–15 December 2006). The broadcasts chosen included the last shows he recorded for the programme.
Bibliography
NOVELS
- The Day Of The Grocer William Rushton (Andre Deutsch, 1971)
- W.G. Grace's Last Case William Rushton (Methuen, 1984)
- Spy Thatcher; The Collected Ravings Of A Senior MI5 Officer William Rushton (Pavilion, 1987)
SOLO WORKS
- William Rushton's Dirty Book William Rushton (Private Eye Productions, 1964)
- The 'I Didn’t Know The Way To Kings Cross When I First Came Here But Look At Me Now' Book By William Rushton, Author, Artist And Beer-Drinker Extrodinary William Rushton (New England Library, 1966)
- Sassenach's Scotland William Rushton (Seagram, 1975)
- Superpig: A Gentleman's Guide To Everyday Survival William Rushton (Macdonald And Janes, 1976)
- The Reluctant Euro -Rushton Versus Europe William Rushton (Queen Anne Press/Macdonald Futura 1980)
- The Filth Amendment William Rushton (Queen Anne Press, 1981)
- Think Of England. An Identikit Preview Of The New Heir To The Throne William Rushton (Penguin Books, 1982)
- The Naughty French Wine Book William Rushton (G & J Greenall, 1983?)
- Great Moments Of History William Rushton (V & A, 1985)
- The Alternative Gardener A Compost Of Quips For The Green-Fingered William Rushton (Grafton Books, 1986)
- Every Cat In The Book William Rushton (Pavilion Books, 1993)
- The Nine Lives Of The Number Ten Cat William Rushton (Pavilion, 1995)
- Willie Rushton's Pack Of Royals, 18 Caricature Playing Cards William Rushton (1995)
PRIVATE EYE BOOKS
- Private Eye On London By Private Eye Rushton with Christopher Booker and Richard Ingrams (Weidenfeld And Nicolson 1962)
- Private Eye's Romantic England And Other Unlikely Stories: A Miscellany - The Last Days Of Macmilian Rushton with Christopher Booker and Richard Ingrams (Weidenfeld And Nicolson 1963)
- Mrs. Wilson's Diary Richard Ingrams and John Wells (Rushton illustrations only) (Private Eye, 1965)
- Mrs Wilson's 2nd Diary Richard Ingrams and John Wells (Rushton illustrations only) (Private Eye, 1966)
- True Stories Christopher Logue (Rushton illustrations only) (Four Square, 1965)
- The Penguin Private Eye Rushton with Christopher Booker and Richard Ingrams (Penguin, 1965)
- Mrs Wilson’s Diaries (omnibus of first two books with a few additional drawings) Richard Ingrams and John Wells (Sphere, 1966)
- Mrs. Wilson's Diary Richard Ingrams and John Wells (Rushton illustrations only) (Andre Deutsch, 1975)
- Rushton in the Eye (a posthumous “Private Eye Special” magazine sampling Rushton’s work)
WITH AUBERON WAUGH
- The Diaries Of Auberon Waugh A Turbulent Decade (Rushton illustrations only) (Private Eye/Andre Deutsch, 1985)
- Waugh On Wine (Rushton illustrations only) (Fourth Estate, 1986)
- Way Of The World (Rushton illustrations only) (Century, 1994)
- Way Of The World: The Forgotten Years 1995-1996 (Rushton illustrations only) (Century, 1997)
WITH DORGAN RUSHTON
- Brush Up Your Pidgin (Willow Books, 1983)
- Collages (Pelham Books, 1984)
- The Ffrench Letters By Godwyn Ainsley Ffrench - A Young Englishman's Letters From Abroad Giving His Very Personal And Somewhat Peculiar View Of Paris In The Year 1900 (Printfine, 1984.)
- Queen's English: High Taw Tawk Prawpah-leah (Pelham books, 1985)
ON SPORTS
- How To Play Football William Rushton (Margaret & Jack Hobbs, 1968)
- Pigsticking - A Joy For Life William Rushton (Macdonald, 1978)
- Marylebone Versus The World William Rushton (Pavilion Books, 1987)
- The Thoughts Of Trueman Now Fred Trueman, Eric Morecambe, and Fred Rumsey (Rushton illustrations only) (Macdonald & Janes, 1978)
- The Lord's Taverners Sticky Wicket Book with Tim Rice (eds.) (Queen Anne Press/Macdonald & Jane's: 1979)
- The Compleat Cricketer Jonathan Rice (Rushton illustrations only) (Blandford Press, 1985)
- Cricket Balls Rory Bremner (Rushton illustrations only) (Robson Books, 1994)
CHILDREN’S BOOKS
- Ebbledum E. Elephant Iris Degg (Rushton illustrations only) (George G. Harrap, 1961.)
- Sunny Bell and The Shrimp Street Gang Iris Degg (Rushton illustrations only) (George G. Harrap, 1962)
- The Geranium Of Flut William Rushton (Andre Deutsch, 1975)
- Jubilee Jackanory (Rushton story with illustrations) (BBC, 1977)
- The Discontented Dervishes And Other Persian Tales From Sa'di Arthur Scholey (Rushton illustrations only) (Andre Deutsch, 1977)
- Elephant On The Line! Talbot Jon (Rushton illustrations only) (Kaye And Ward, 1979)
- Wild Wood Jan Needle (Rushton illustrations only) (Andre Deutsch, 1981)
- The Stupid Tiger And Other Tales Raychaudhuri, Upendrakishore (Translated By William Radice) (Rushton illustrations only) (Andre Deutsch, 1981)
- Ancient George Gets His Wish William Rushton (Golden Acorn Pub, 1981)
- The Story Of The Incredible Cottage William Rushton (Golden Acorn Pub, 1981)
- The Incredible Cottage Goes To The Moon William Rushton (Golden Acorn ,1981)
- Waldo Meets The Witch William Rushton (Golden Acorn Pub, 1981)
- The Incredible Cottage Annual William Rushton (Grandreams Ltd, 1982)
- A Cat And Mouse Story. An Old Tale Michael Rosen (Rushton illustrations only) (Andre Deutsch, 1982)
- Losers Weepers Jan Needle (Rushton illustrations only) (Magnet Book, 1983)
- How To Keep Dinosaurs Robert Mash (Rushton illustrations only) (Penguin Books, 1983)
- The Surprising Adventures Of Baron Munchausen Terence Blacker (Rushton illustrations only) (Hodder Stoughton, 1989)
BOOKS ILLUSTRATED BY RUSHTON
- The Stag Cook Book: Being a Low Guide to the High Art of Nosh Peter Evans (Four Square, 1967)
- This England - Selection of Pieces from the New Statesman Michael Bateman (ed). (Penguin, 1969)
- Comic Cuts: A Bedside Sampler Of Censorship In Action Richard Findlater (ed) (Andre Deutsch, 1970)
- Practical Decorating for Practically Everyone (essay and illustrations by Rushton) (Polycell, 1976, 1977?)
- Duckworth Vedah Hamon Moody (World's Work. 1977)
- Unarmed Gardening Frank Ward (Macdonald & Janes, 1979)
- I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue with Tim Brooke-Taylor, Barry Cryer, Graeme Garden, and Humphrey Lyttelton (Robson Books, London, 1980)
- The First Impossible Quiz Book Ian Messiter (Star, 1980)
- Bureaucrats. How To Annoy Them! R.T. Fishall (Sidgwick & Jackson. 1981)
- Health for Hooligans Sandy Fawkes (John Pascoe, 1982)
- I Could Have Kicked Myself David Frost and Michael Deakin (Andre Deutsch, 1982)
- Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Frost David And Michael Deakin (Andre Deutsch Hutchinson, 1983)
- Molesworth Rites Again Simon Brett (London: Hutchinson, 1983)
- 1956 And All That :A Memorable History Of England Since The War To End All Wars (Two) Ned Sherrin and Neil Shand (Michael Joseph, 1984)
- Animal Quotations G. F. Lamb (ed) (Longman, 1985)
- Adam And Eve Willie Rushton ; And The Artists Of The Portal Gallery (Bell & Hyman, 1985.)
- If You'll Believe That... David Frost (ed) (Methuen, 1986)
- Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink : A Quotebook Of Love And Sex Nigel Rees (Javelin Books, 1986)
- Scenes From Hysterical Life: Diary Of A Mad Housewife Dorothy Baker Tarrant (Sidgewick And Jackson, 1986)
- World’s Shortest Books David Frost (Collins/Fontana, 1987)
- Please Give Generously Anthony Swainson (David & Charles, 1987)
- A Family at Law Douglas Stewart and Gavin Campbell (Fourmat, 1988)
- Dear Pup Letters To A Young Dog Diana Pullein Thompson (Barrie & Jenkins, 1988)
- Bad Behaviour Guy Philipps (ed.) (Elm Tree, 1988)
- You Might As Well Be Dead Richard Ingrams (Quartet, 1988)
- But I Digress: The Collected Monologues of Ramblin' Ronnie Corbett David Renwick (New English Library, 1989.)
- Agreeable World Of Wallace Arnold Craig Brown (Fourth Estate, 1990)
- Soft Targets From The Weekend Guardian: Poems Simon Rae (Bloodaxe Books, 1991)
- Thatcher's Inferno Simon Rae (Smith/Doorstop, 1992)
- A Burning Candle, The Literary Review Anthology Of Poetry Edited By Dariane Pictet, Introduced By Auberon Waugh (Peterborough, Uk: Poetry No, 1993)
- Happy Families: An Old Game With New Faces (Mandarin, 1993)
- The Mad Officials Christopher Booker and Dr. Richard North (Constable, 1994)
- When the Light’s Went Out Wanda Anderson (ed) (Friends of St. Helena Hospice, Colchester, 1995
- Gullible's Travails Brian Rix (ed) (Andre´ Deutsch. 1996)
References
- Dictionary of National Biography
- Pigs Can Fly. Barry Cryer, 2003. (Several references to some items in this article.)
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