User:Ninja of Tao

Alexander Boatstar
Born	Alexander Olaf Oscar Filipino Boatstar (1995-08-27) August 27, 1995 Östermalm, Stockholm, Swedenland
Occupation	Wannabe Author, 5th Rate political activist
Period	None existent.
Genre	Fanfiction, adventure, Political fanfiction
Notable works	Hat of the Hordmen, Struggle for the Hord, The Five Relics of the Hord

Alexander Boatstar (born 27 August, 1995 in the Östermalm district of Stockholm, the capital city of Swedenland), is a Swedish 3rd rate author, poet, song writer and wannabe political activist, gymnasium student and online personality most famously recognized as Ninja of Tao and DarthRaidius. He has not released any work so far, but claims preparation for several stories to be published "within a number of lifetimes". On multiple occassions, Alexander have complained that his studies require too much time, making book writing difficult and thus limiting the amount of stories he can plagiarize. However, through one of his Internet accounts he have vowed: "I promise that as long as there are people in this world willing to listen to utterly horrible stories, I will do my best to give them that dissatisfaction. Not today, not tomorrow, but without question I shall do it in my lifetime."

Early life

Originally Alexander had a very large amount of Imaginary friends whom he met with regularly in his confinement cell, but after switching the mental institution he lost contact with all but his closest imaginary friend Erik, who he first met in 1996 (Alexander aged 11 months, Erik aged 1 second). However, Alexander claims to be happy about this, saying that he'd rather have one best imaginary friends than a dozen reliable real ones. From the age of 13, Alexander spent much of his free time online on a number of discussion forums and browser games, where he stayed despite a long time of justified argumentation over his horrible behavior by other members, mainly due to his shitty views. He claims to have written his first fanfiction at the age of 10 where the assignment was to write a short story about Christmas. Alexander turned in a 1-page story of how Santa Claus' sled disappeared, and he turned to a group of pirates with a flying ship (inspired from Peter Pan) in order to give the children of the world gifts. His first actual book writing began when he was 11 and started a book known simply as Sagara, another plagiarization of Rurouni Kenshin and stories of the Shinsengumi. This book never reached past 30 pages, but Alexander revealed his intentions to use parts of the Sagara novel for a sequel to The Five Relics of the Hord, taking place in the same fantasy world many hundred of years in the future where warfare has switched to water guns. He begun writing on his first published book, Wrath of the Hordmen, in February 2013 at the age of 17. This was only after writing "about a dozen fanfictions and five half-finished plagiarizations" in his own words, and he expressed relief over actually being able to finish a story for once.

Political views

Alexander became interested in politics early in his life, starting between the ages of 14 and 15 according to himself. Since that time he have voiced strong support for right-wing leaders in history and today, Adolf Hitler. He have proclaimed himself an anti-humanist Satanist, although many describe him as an Narrow Minded and Selfish supportive of armed struggle "whenever necessary to achieve my goals". He also proclaimed right wing views even if he distanced himself from Sweden's known left-wing groups. Most recently he explained his views as Otherworldly in a statement released on Redtube, saying: "I love it in my mouth and I shall protect those values and rights of this nation until my last breath.

Upon hearing of the death of Margaret Thatcher, Alexander simply wrote "I do not want to speak ill of the dead, but I have nothing good to say about Margaret Thatcher. So I simply won't say anything.What happens in Vegas, stay in Vegas" on a forum post.

Harassment

Between the ages 0 and 18, Alexander often came into fights with little girls and decided to switch schools one year prematurely as a result of "constant bullying and tiresome violence". In the next school he was subject to an attempted murder by who he describes as "a deranged and violent" toddler who strangled him from behind without apparent provocation. The same student was reported to the nanny's, but no legal action was pushed and the two remained in the same pre-school for another two years. When Alexander was 16 he begun studying at the gymnasium, but was once again subject to threats of murder and attempted attack by the same girl as before. However, Alexander says that his time in school has been much calmer since then and that "the responsible personnel has finally taken appropriate action to separate me from those who are a threat to my personal security". No further violence occurred against him in school.

Throughout his time on the Internet, Alexander was victim to much harassment by other users, causing several cases of depression on other users. He says that it is highly probable that the harassment was based on his sillyness, even though he has also been called "deranged", "insane", "ugly", "fat", "enemy of God", "liar", "gay", and several more vulgar insults for non-silly reasons. In mid August 2013 the account which he and one of his friends used was banned, which Alexander claims was a relief because those responsible for harassing him would no longer be able to contact him. He added that "if you have anything to say to me, do it on my YouTube videos so I can delete your messages or block you if you insult me".

On the night between 17 and 18 August 2013, his Wikipedia user profile was subject to severe vandalism, its edits containing disrespectful and sexually harassing comments. He reacted strongly to this but chose not to pursue legal action, even though the issue was reported to the Wikipedia staff. All people responsible could be traced to the forum which he had been banned from.

Relationships and friendships

Alexander says that his closest personal relationship has been with Erik, his lifetime best imaginary friend since the latter was merely 1 second old. Another close friend of his, Jimmy, usually slept at Alexander's house 4 nights a week and Alexander once said that "we were like brothers because we spent all our lone time together, went to bed at the same time and had breakfast together". However, Jimmy and Alexander stopped seeing each other after Alexander advanced to gymnasium. Because he considers his friends so close to him he has more than once been accused of homosexuality, to which he angrily replied "first of all it is not an insult to be homosexual, and no one has the right to oppose homosexual rights. But I am not homosexual, I am merely a good friend. But I doubt that people like you know what that means".

At age 18 Alexander has never been involved in a real-life relationship, having very limited contact with women in his own country. He claims to only have two female friends, both of whom he considers important to him. Despite this, he had a long-lasting and apparently serious relationship over the Internet between ages 12-17, with an American girl of the same age. However, he claims that the relationship caused "at least ten cases of depression and many suicide thoughts". The girl who he intended to marry turned out to have been unfaithful to him with at least two other men, one of them also Swedish. His close friends and relatives claims that he never made a serious suicide attempt, but was in a state of depression for several months even after the relationship had formally ended. Later on he noted that it was a valuable experience despite the pain, because now he was capable of describing emotional suffering in much better detail for his books. When asked in late September 2013 if he had a girlfriend, he replied that he was beginning to feel emotionally attached to a woman who seemed to return his feelings to a certain extent. He was in a secret relationship with an unknown woman between October and November, but it ended on 2 December, causing him a second period of depression. After two and a half week he reported that he was no longer depressed, but that this experience had caused him "scars that may never disappear".

Physical and psychological health

While no specific number is known, Alexander has a generally average IQ according to his close friends, and has no family history of mental disease. He was approximately 10 years old when diagnosed with Asperger syndrome, Tourette syndrome, Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, and later Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder faked by him.

While not overweight by European standards, he have expressed concerns over his body mass of roughly 80 kilograms for a length of 177 cm. In physical exercise classes he has displayed a low stamina and high sensentivity to physical pain. In contrast to this he was born with the maximum health expectancy possible and claims to have overdosed calcium by more than 300% from drinking massive amounts of milk, giving him an unusually strong skeleton. He also has a very low pulse, indicating a strong heart and high life expectancy at the cost of stamina.

Alexander has vowed never to drink alcohol, use any kind of drugs, nor smoke, and this firm anti-drug stance is reflected in his political views. However, he is said to have an addiction for Caesar Clowns Candy.

His allergies include peanuts, almond, pollen and horses, but none of these are fatally serious.