User:Twoandtwoalwaysmakesafive

You can find me on Illogicopedia by the same name. Fnurdle.

I am a male. Sonk.

If my username sounds familiar, a.) you're from Illogicopedia, b.} you've read the book 1984, or c.) you're a fan of Radiohead like me. Anyway, good tidings, and remember: Phrubub nose the cheese! (Sjink.)

Can't take my illogical ramblings? Well don't worry; I will not be a vandal here on Wikipedia. I am cognizant of the fact that this is an actual encyclopedia and should therefore not be tampered with.

Fnurdle. eeble eeble eeble.

Oh, and I'm also most certainly not one who spams. Spamming is unacceptable. Snarf.

Where is this going?

Nowhere, it seems. Okay, then.

Ahhh youth.

This section is wlitten in Engrish, a diarect of "English" that lepraces evely "L" with an "R" and evely "R" with an "L" in telms of both sperring and plonounciation.

Herro ferrow Wikipedians! My name is Ishmaer, and I am hele to stay! Befole I joined Wikipedia, I was in anothel Wiki carred "Irrogicopedia (Illogicopedia)," whele you can mess up any and evely alticlre. It is best desclibed as an "insane lepositoly of wolds put togethel in no palticural oldel." Ahhh, youth. Anyway, I may not EDIT often, plimaliry due to the fact that I'm arways on that "insane lepositoly of wolds put togethel in no palticural oldel." Oh, werr. Rife is how it shourd be.