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<div style="text-align: center; font-size: 110%;">'''Simon Jessey'''</div> |
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'''Simon Christopher Jessey''' (born [[6 March]] [[1971]]) is a [[British]] web designer and college instructor, currently living in [[Swarthmore, Pennsylvania]]. |
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==Biography== |
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Simon Jessey was born in [[Rochford]], [[Essex]], the son of Michael Jessey and Brenda Jessey ([[List of French phrases used by English speakers|née]] Chorley) and spent most of his childhood in [[Ashtead]], [[Surrey]]. Between 1988 and 2001, he worked as a videotape editor for a [[Wandsworth]]-based corporate video production company. Following an [[internet romance]], Jessey met and married Deborah Ryan ([[List of French phrases used by English speakers|née]] McCown), an American web developer for the [[The Vanguard Group|Vanguard Group]], and the mother of two children. He is now a part-time college instructor, [[Web design|web designer]], and [[web standards]] evangelist. |
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HEY JESSEY YOU ARE A GAY ASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO LIKE LITTLE BOYS AND ALSO LIKE TO SUCK A FAT COCK WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK YOUR SELF AND YOUR LITTLE LIBERAL RETARD FRIENDS I MEAN I SHOULD SUE YOU FOR BEING A FUCKING RETARD I MEAN ITS NOT EVER DAY THAT SOMEONE MEETS A FUCKED UP LITTLE SHITBIRD LIKE YOU MOTHER FUCKER. |
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==Politics and religion== |
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Jessey describes himself as a [[Conservative liberalism|conservative liberal]]. From the liberal perspective he is [[pro-choice]], a [[Secularism|secularist]], and believes strongly in free speech; however, he advocates minimizing the tax burden and reducing state intervention. He is very outspoken about his dislike for government corruption, for lobbying, and for any kind of [[pork barrel]] politics. |
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YOURS TRULY 00FRODO NOW SAY GOOD BYE YOU LITTLE BITCH |
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Jessey categorizes himself as an [[Implicit and explicit atheism|explicit atheist]], insofar as he regards the concept of a god or gods to be ridiculous. He believes that religion (particularly "organized" religion) does more harm than good, and should be actively discouraged. |
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==Getting around== |
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;Countries lived in: England, The United States of America |
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;Countries visited: Austria, Belgium, Cyprus, England, Germany, Malta, Spain, United States of America, Wales |
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;U.S. States visited: Delaware, District of Columbia, Kentucky, Maryland, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia, West Virginia |
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==External links== |
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* [http://jessey.net/blog/ si-blog] - personal weblog |
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* [http://keystonewebsites.com/ Keystone Websites] - web design firm |
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==Other Stuff== |
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* [[/sandbox|Simon's Sandbox]] |
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* [[/Userboxes|Userboxes]] |
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HEY JESSEY YOU ARE A GAY ASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO LIKE LITTLE BOYS AND ALSO LIKE TO SUCK A FAT COCK WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK YOUR SELF AND YOUR LITTLE LIBERAL RETARD FRIENDS I MEAN I SHOULD SUE YOU FOR BEING A FUCKING RETARD I MEAN ITS NOT EVER DAY THAT SOMEONE MEETS A FUCKED UP LITTLE SHITBIRD LIKE YOU MOTHER FUCKER.
YOURS TRULY 00FRODO NOW SAY GOOD BYE YOU LITTLE BITCH