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WP:HARASSMENT and WP:BFDI^{[April Fools!]} AlphaBeta135 _talk 11:33, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Send itself to Eternal Algebra Class (unless something has changed since the 6-ish years since I last viewed the-one-thing-that-always-gets-deleted-off-Wikipedia) Xeroctic (talk) 11:37, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Those pesky EXITors! They think they can escape the EXIT ^{(even though that was practically Four years ago)}?!?!?!? I'll show them! — message delivered by — 3PPYB6 ^{(NOW / FOUR'S / SLAVE)} — 23:34, 1 April 2024 (UTC) on behalf of his overlord Four[reply]

Delete 2+2=5 per zhwiki. See zh:Special:Diff/82105232. 132.234.228.179 (talk) 12:13, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Merge into Donut: –995,000,000 points to the host for screeching at the contestants. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 12:18, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Then x Should be merged into french fries Maestrofin (talk) 12:27, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
If Fries is to be expanded any further, we may have to use some grotatoes. Of course, we could just use Golf Ball's growth ray again, but it got sold due to budget cuts. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) 13:35, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Redirect to Richard

Yeah?

PeteStacman24 (talk) 15:22, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

What is it with all this criticism? You know I don't like it! ~~HELP I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY~~ SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE— — message delivered by — 3PPYB6 ^{(HAPPY / APRIL / FOOLS')} — 16:43, 1 April 2024 (UTC) on behalf of Four[reply]