Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Nudity

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Nudity

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My class of first-graders love to explore Wikipedia in recess, and I shockingly found this article when browsing one day. If any of my students find out that a phenomena called that exists, there will be mass-panicking and a moral panic so huge that I will be fined into debts unheard of by the local authorities, and the entire school district will be forced to file for bankruptcy. Please, delete this article so none of our innocent kids can ever find out its existence. And, while you're here, delete this nomination as well to stop them from being even more curious. Won't someone please think of the children? ^{[April Fools!]} Totally real kindergarten teacher (talk) 17:36, 31 March 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Delete. Agree with nom that we must protect the children from this; they certainly weren't born that way. BBQboffin^{grill me} 06:40, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]
Delete. Doesn't seem like an appropriate article for Wikipedia. I mean, there are kids on this website!

TheWikiCyclone (talk) 22:01, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Block on your district network. Sorry, but this looks like a your district problem. — 3PPYB6 ^{(NOW / FOUR'S / SLAVE)} — 23:50, 1 April 2024 (UTC)[reply]