Moments (Spanish: Instantes) is the title of a text wrongly attributed to Argentine writer Jorge Luis Borges. It was widely spread through articles, compilations, posters and email chain letters, mainly in Spanish.
Spanish versions, with some variations, consist of a first person narrated poem about an 85-year-old person who regrets not having enjoyed some simple pleasures during his life and instead having focused on safety and correctness.
The vocabulary, syntax and style do not match those of Borges.
The first known version of the text was authored by American humorist and cartoonist Don Herold, and published by College Humor before 1935, or perhaps early that year, under the title "I'd Pick More Daisies".  Herold's text is in prose, and it lacks the melancholic tone of the Spanish poem. E.g.:
If I had my life to live over, I'd try to make more mistakes next time. I would relax. I would limber up. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be crazier. I would be less hygienic. I would take more chances. I would take more trips. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would burn up more gasoline. I would eat more ice cream and less bran.
English and Spanish apocryphal versions
If I Had My Life to Live Over I'd dare to make more mistakes next time. I'd relax, I would limber up. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I would take fewer things seriously. I would take more chances. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less beans.
One of the most spread Spanish versions wrongly attributed to Borges starts with the following verses:
Most important wrong attributions
Spanish versions with the shape of a poem were wrongly attributed to Borges by literary magazines like Mexican Plural (May 1989, pages 4–5) and books (such as Elena Poniatowska's "Todo México", page 144).
The attribution error was so extended that even the poet and scholar Alastair Reid translated one of the Spanish versions into English under the belief that it was a work from Borges. Reid's translations starts,
- If I were able to live my life again,
- next time I would try to make more mistakes.
- I would not try to be so perfect. I would be more relaxed.
- I would be much more foolish than I have been. In fact,
- I would take very few things seriously.
- I would be much less sanitary.
- Internetaleph, Martin Hadis' site on The Life & Works of Jorge Luis Borges. Retrieved January 10, 2011
- Excerpts from Herold's text are found in Hinman, Strong (May 1935). "Cogwheels". The Journal of Health and Physical Education. Taylor & Francis. 6 (5): 26–27. doi:10.1080/23267240.1935.10620906. Portions of this article, including attribution of the quoted passages, can be read from Google Books
- University of Pittsburgh, Borges Center Jorge Luis Borges, autor del poema "Instantes", by Iván Almeida. Retrieved January 10, 2011
- I'd Pick More Daisies, full text, Living Life Fully Retrieved January 10, 2011
- A text with the title If I Had My Life to Live Over is attributed to "Nadine Stair" in a compilation of works under the same title by Sandra Martz, ISBN 978-0-918949-25-7
- "Jorge Luis Borges, autor del poema "Instantes"".
- Almeida, op. cit.
- Envía Bono, de U2, mensaje de aliento durante Teletón, El Universal online, December 3, 2005. Retrieved January 10, 2011. Bono was interviewed by telephone
- "Moments", translated by Alastair Reid. Queen’s Quarterly 99.3, Fall 1992. Cited by Iván Almeida