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== Time Table == |
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The school time table includes a week A and week B with "Sexual Fridays" on week B Fridays. The timetable is messed up into 10 minute blow job sessions except on sexual friday where the lessons are extended by 50 minutes where you can put your penis where ever you want, however you have to wear a condom and if your lucky you might get a double lesson once a fortnight. Pupils are not permitted to walk around unprotected. Students between year 7 and 9 have 6 technique lessons everyday but pupils in year 10 and 11 have an extra lesson on Mondays and Thursdays. A Sexual Friday occurs on the friday of every week B. It is a day where students and staff use there skills to demonstrate to other pupils. Students with circumcision instead do activities such as working with porn stars, projects and penises. Sexual Fridays was made to promote the use of skills by students, social contraseption and all for a bit of fun. |
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St. Joseph's Catholic College is a secondary school in Swindon. It is a Roman Catholic school but is open to other religions. It is a mixed sex school of approximately 1200 pupils. The schools uniform includes a red jumper for girls and a grey jumper for boys also have to wear a tie with school logo on. As the only Catholic Secondary school in Swindon it is cuturally diverse taking pupils from all over Swindon and the surrounding villages. The school specializes in Business & Enterprise[1] and encourages students to use special skills like teamwork, communication and enterprising known as B&E Skills. The school offers Years 12-13 as well as years 7-11 schooling. The school has also created houses for certain tutor groups; as a religious school the houses are named after christian places of pilgrimage and these are Glastonbury, Walsingham, Buckfast and Evesham. These were created in 2011 and were used in the 2011 sports day, which Buckfast won by 1 point over Evesham. The students have to wear different coloured badges according to the colour of their house.
The Headteacher is Maureen Harries, and Stephen Lake is the Chair of Governors.
The College was rated as Outstanding by OFSTED during its inspection of 2008/9.[2] A Business & Enterprise OFSTED inspection of 2009 rated that area as Good with Outstanding features.
On 21 March 2011, St. Joseph's commenced the application process for converting to Academy status.[3]
Time Table
The school time table includes a week A and week B with "Sexual Fridays" on week B Fridays. The timetable is messed up into 10 minute blow job sessions except on sexual friday where the lessons are extended by 50 minutes where you can put your penis where ever you want, however you have to wear a condom and if your lucky you might get a double lesson once a fortnight. Pupils are not permitted to walk around unprotected. Students between year 7 and 9 have 6 technique lessons everyday but pupils in year 10 and 11 have an extra lesson on Mondays and Thursdays. A Sexual Friday occurs on the friday of every week B. It is a day where students and staff use there skills to demonstrate to other pupils. Students with circumcision instead do activities such as working with porn stars, projects and penises. Sexual Fridays was made to promote the use of skills by students, social contraseption and all for a bit of fun.