User:Bobherry/Recipe for Porterhouse Steak (new user)
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It is widely know that noobs are very tasty You must know how to prepare one properly Most often new users turn out to be porterhouse steak flavor. Porterhouse Steak is a complex dish so care must be took in prepare it properly, you can't just speed cook them unless you are really hungry.
Ingredients[edit]
- Porterhouse Steak
- Salt and other Spices
- Oil
- Onions
- Butter
Directions to Prepare[edit]
- Start your steak by first covering it in butter.
- Next, place it in a nice cast iron frying pan.
- Now flip with spatula until it is done to your liking
- Finally, fry it until it is complete
- Enjoy and get excited to make another!
Tips[edit]
- If you want your steak well done very fast you can try making it in a George Foreman Grill. If you do not have one you can get it at Walmart.
- If you want it nice and rustic you can try to get it from the local grocery store
- If you are new and cool get it from Aldi's
- If you are lucky you might make one of the best steaks ever!