		The Excellent User Page Award
		Hey, your userpage is awesome! AtomicScripter (talk) 06:32, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

AtomicScripter is the self-proclaimed and critically acclaimed Emperor of the Internet.

History

AtomicScripter was born in Ontario, Canada, the best nationally-owned territory in the world. At the age of nine he began to study the Japanese and German languages, and now speaks both fluently. AtomicScripter is also attempting to master French.

Early Life

AtomicScripter was a precocious child, walking at the age of 11 hours and speaking full sentences at only 3 days of age. It is estimated he has an IQ of at least 165.

Adolescence

In adolescence, AtomicScripter became a major league thinker. He won the Nobel Peace Prize exactly 0 years in a row, the highest record of the kind ever accomplished. His first book, How to Be Like Me sold eleventy-billion copies, and reeled in $13 billion on it's first weekend in the box office, after being shown in every theater in Thailand.

Late Adulthood

AtomicScripter is currently the President of three countries that he himself founded. The countries have average populations of about 9.1 billion each, encompassing 182.31% of the earth's landmass. Anarchy rules most of the governments of aforementioned countries, sans Tchricktibektustan, which is ruled by a constitutional monarchy.

This user has a Triple Crown.

You're a pretty cool guy! AtomicScripter (talk) 06:32, 10 May 2009 (UTC), I hereby award AtomicScripter with the “Cool Award.” AtomicScripter (talk) 06:34, 10 May 2009 (UTC)