Due to the recent Esperanza hubbub, this page has lost all sarcastic relevancy, but is being kept for historical reasons, and of course, for the lulz.
You clicked my red b! Wait, I don't have a b in my name. You must have really messed up.
So, the red b that's not in my signature, if you want to be picky about semantics, something that I often do but oh well, hypocrisy doesn't negate an argument, since that's a fallacy of some kind, is there to signify I really do know my alphabet, despite all libelous and false (if libelous does not already imply untruthfulness) rumors heard by you) Also, I sort of like the color red. I'm rather partial to yellow as well, but yellow is difficult to see on a white background. If you completed reading this without screaming "tl;dr" (which is technically impossible, as if it was tl;dr, you wouldn't have read it. Unless you're a liar!) or are or have ever been an English teacher, give yourself a barnstar of your choice. If you are interested in Mudkips, click that link?
