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Introduction

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Well, I finally got around to creating a userpage for myself. I've been meaning to get around to it, but I haven't had the time. I still don't. I made this during Computer Programming II. Well, I'm a Dark Lord of the Sith, and I expect to be treated as one. One day, I will conquer the whole galaxy, and destroy the Jedi. And then the Sith will rule the galaxy. But until then, I will edit Wikipedia.

Chapter One: The Reasons Why

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Why would I want to edit Wikipedia, you ask? Well, here are the many reasons why I should.

  1. Why Not? There are no reasons not to.
  2. Because I have nothing better to do with my life.
  3. Because that's how I roll. After a kick to the ribs
  4. Because I'm trying to destroy my chances of a relationship.
  5. Because life sucks, and then you die.
  6. Because Wikipedia kicks major arse.
  7. Because I said so.
  8. Because if I didn't, the universe would implode, killing everyone. Do you see the pains I (will) go through to protect you all?