This is a nice forest! Only if the forest the JAA used was this nice. The JAA has lost over 150 apples to the forest. The forest is not a good place to store apples, trust us.

This page offers an overview of the Jenks Apple Association and it’s history, techniques applied, and most notably the great war the association was involved in.

Written by DK himself the co-founder of the Jenks Apple Association himself. DK says, "wtf am I doing with my life."

This page will serve as an archive for the acts and history of the JAA for generations to come, the JAA was one of the most influential organizations in Jenks, within the first 6 months of existence the JAA now employs around 25 people to help for its cause.

The JAA aimed to make the world a better place one apple at a time.

The JAA used Jenks High School (JHS) as a factory site, to produce apples, uses natural environments and houses to store apples, and uses their apple inventories to secure peace and seek revenge when necessary.


Jenks Apple Association (JAA)
Founded: 11/23/2021 Ceased Operations: 4/18/22 (146 days) Founders: DK and Pierre Lifetime Apple collection: ~779 apples ($433.64 street value 2022) ($399.89 street value 2023) Factory: Jenks High School Dining hall Spokesperson: Playboi Carti, Bobby Shmurda Motto: "Weakest Gazelle gets Caught"

Total Apple Production for All Stages
Stage	Amount Collected	Dates (including weekends)
1	119	11/17/21-12/18/21 (31 days)
2	175	1/2/22-2/11/22 (40 days)
3	485	2/15/22-4/18/22 (62 days)

Jenks Apple Association[edit]

Origins[edit]

In an unknown time in late 2021, a locker was filled to the brim with apples, with them heavily been rotten, they were later discovered by a unsuspecting group of students from a Chinese class who would eventually influence two other individuals to create what is now know as the Jenks Apple Association. On that day, the weakest gazelle was caught and the origins of the JAA were born.

Early Apple Moves[edit]

After the weakest gazelle was caught and killed, it was up to these new souls to continue this unknown tradition of apples. They started to collect apples randomly for an entire month for no reason. They wanted to originally create another locker filled with apples, but the plans changed. Trying to get the apples in the locker was difficult as teachers and cameras were a common sight in the hallway. They determined to leave the locker alone, and to start their own enterprise that would attempt to continue the legacy of the weakest gazelle and its apples.

Creation of the JAA[edit]

Fascinated by these apples in the lockers, two unknown individuals only known by DK and Pierre started to collect apples. At the earliest stages the collection of apples was extremely decentralized with no system to monitor, track, and distribute apples. The collection of apples was minimal and served no purpose, likewise storage of apples was also ambiguous. Solvency came in the form of the creation of the Jenks Apple Association (JAA) on November 23, 2021, a group dedicated to the stockpiling of apples and distribution of them for the greater good. Along with this came an Instagram page to document the apples which now has near 100 followers. This not only spread the message about the apples, but have the creators a motivation to continue forwards.

After it’s founding the JAA started to post pictures of apples on random spots or being thrown violently in urinals and toilets. The posting originally was rigorous, at one post a day. But over time the posting slowed down due to a apple shortage, linked with higher risks of apple content from being produced, the posting was agreed to be cut back to two posts a week. However, the intended purpose of the JAA's establishment was to better organize apple related activities away from school. More about the JAA's distribution can be found in the "JAA Distribution section."

The JAA is best known for its involvement in the First Apple War after the Ro-Wilkin incident, as it supplied and organized most of the apples that were critical for the operation to carry out.

Operations of the JAA[edit]

More detailed information is available in each respective section of this page.

Production[edit]

The JAA does not have its own production methods, it relies on JHS to produce apples, the JAA produces apples by "borrowing" them from the cafeteria and returning them back to society.

Distribution[edit]

The JAA's main purpose is the distribution of apples for peace and content, to see more look at the "JAA distribution section."

Storage[edit]

The storage of the JAA's produced apples is ambiguous and is done on the basis of the situation. The JAA does not have a single spot to store apples, or a building to themselves, you can donate the JAA to help them get a building to store apples in a safe secure spot.

Oppositions to the JAA[edit]

The JAA is only aware of one individual who has rejected the JAA and its cause. Although this individual opposes the JAA, the JAA is neutral with him, and has only thrown one apple on their base as a sign of friendliness. Although he gets no apples for the JAA, making him very useless.

Also Fergus won't get apples for us, this is why the JAA might apple Fergus.

Future of the JAA[edit]

The future of the JAA is unknown, there are no plans in place to carry over the page nor appling traditions after Pierre and DK graduate. However, there are some potential candidates to carry the legacy of the JAA.

Production[edit]

Early Production[edit]

Early production of stretched as far back as before the JAAs founding. After the weakest gazelle we caught, both DK and Pierre wanted to create yet another locker to fill up with apples. At this point in time around 5 apples were collected per week. At first it proved extremely difficult to put apples in the lockers as the lockers were located near a teacher lounge, and cameras were in focus of the locker. Usually the apples would be placed on top of a vending machine for no reason. However, this didn’t give Pierre nor DK satisfaction and they wanted to change how the apples were utilized. The apples had to be used for different purposes rather than shoving them in a locker, and as a result after the JAAs founding the demand for apples likewise increase, resulting in production changes.

Revised (JAA Administered) production[edit]

Increased Production and Pierre's Solution[edit]

In order to meet the new demands of the JAA and its Instagram page, the newly founded JAA had the remap how apples were collected. Instead of only getting around 2ish apples a day, both Pierre and DK would have to get around 2 apples each, and so begun the first instances of apple stockpiling. The stockpiling of apples did not serve any purpose as they were only collected the meet the rigorous daily upload schedule of the JAA for content. As a result heavy surpluses were incurred up to the extent of 200 apples from the JAA stockpile. Because of there heavily surpluses Pierre invented the act of appling houses, in order to utilize the excessive amount of apples available in an efficient manner.

First Instances of External Apple Production[edit]

Pierre’s invention led to ultimately more apple demand, yet the JAA produced independently. This is where DK stepped in to expand the possibilities of the JAA. DK was able to contract both Bartle and Ari’s group to get apples, the first instance of apple division extension. This extension of production allowed the JAA to now get up to a maximum of 15 apples a day thereby more than doubling the previous outputs. These groups proved useful in expanding the influence of the JAA and its cause as over time many other groups would form supplying the JAA with apples, not only making it easier to make content, but to serve its duties that it had been assigned to carry out.

Apple Shortage Production[edit]

At the beginning of the second semester, there was a severe shortage of apples that threatened to end the JAA. In order to prevent this from happening DK ordered the production of baby carrots instead, as they could also be used in high numbers to "carrot" someone's house. The JAA announced its plans to its Instagram page, in which little response was heard, and some carrot content was made. However within 2 weeks the shortage was resolved as apples started to repopulate the cafeteria, the JAA promptly switched back to production of apples, although to this day when apples are not available, carrots are instead produced. This now ensured that no day could no longer be wasted without having no apples or any other vegetable from being produced. This change also allowed for oranges to be produced, which were rarely picked up.

Divisionary "Wartime" Production[edit]

Demand for more Apples for War[edit]

During the First Apple War, it was determined by the JAA that apple production had to rise to never before seen levels, and coupled with severe losses from the previous two stocks, the JAA had to find a new way to stockpile apples. Before the rigorous organization of apples, production stood at around 10 apples a day, and around 50 apples could be produced in a week. However the plans to invade Wilkin were within 5 weeks, and although it was determined 250 apples could be produced in 5 weeks could yield a victory, the JAA demanded that more apples be produced to ensure that such as conflict would never happen again and Wilkin would learn his lesson.

DK's expansion of Apple production[edit]

In order to do this, the message had to be expanded to those who had no relation to war, so that more than 10 apples could be produced per day. New entries aside from ARI and BART or the LUNCH boys came in which heavily increased production. This included new members from DK's math and debate classes, in which DK convinced others to contribute to the apple cause.

DK also had to renegotiate with ARI, an already established external apple producer, for more apples for the cause. At the time ARI gave the JAA no apples at all, and when given apples they were usually 1-2. ARI previously used to be the apple MVP, at 8 apples daily, but soon fell off. DK had to renegotiate with ARI by demanding 10 apples for one day to stay in the war, and a guaranteed minimum 4 apples daily. DK knew ARI had a whole table working for him, so the potential output from ARI could be extremely high. DK made no efforts to renegotiate with BART. But by the second week of war time production ARI had quit production and association with the JAA.

DK's Expanded Apple Production Techniques for Recruitment[edit]

This technique employed by DK included telling those without knowledge of the plans to get larger than usual amount of apples, causing new recruits to inquire about the plans, leading to a mutual exchange for knowledge about the plans of the JAA in exchange for a contracted amount of apples. The first instance of this technique being used was on a freshman simply known as "RM" in which it was agreed upon that 30 apples would be supplied in the span of 3 days for 10 apples a day in exchange for knowledge of the JAA's plans. But instead of telling these unrelated people about the plans of war, DK would instead only tell them "The weakest gazelle gets caught, and the gazelle must pay the price." Then DK would give more info for more apple contracts.

DK applied this strategy even after telling the information by agreeing to allow the contracted to join the runs the JAA organized, the first instance of this was miller being contracted for 10 apples/day; 50 apples/week, and then being allowed to join the run for the First Apple War

JAA's and Associates Expansion of Apple Production[edit]

The JAA was now more motivated than ever to help contribute to the apple production now, so much so that the original duo of Pierre and DK were now able to get around 20 apples independently, essentially doubling their own output. This technique involved going to both the first and second lunch.

Before the redrawing of production, every day Pierre, DK, Domo, and Dabrowns would pass the cafeteria, the stronghold for apples. But DK and Pierre realized that they could go though the cafeteria, get apples, and then exit and proceed to class, instead of just going around the cafeteria. And at their actual assigned lunch period, the JAA and associates could then get even more apples. And if the group was willing, as only attempted once, the JAA could go into Freshman lunch to potentially triple output in a single day.

The JAA also realized that apples were occasionally served for breakfast, and that they could also take advantage of that.

With these new expansions just the JAA alone (DK & Pierre) could potentially get 32 apples alone on a perfect day (4 lunches) instead of the previous 10. The best single day from all divisions of apple production was only 33, potentially the JAA + Divisions could get up to 60 in a day, although this is nearly impossible to reach.

on 3/1/22, the JAA + Divisions were able to get 62 apples in a single day, achieving an impossible goal.

Thereafter, the JAA stated that the apple production could no longer feasibly produce 75+ apples in a day despite full optimization of divisionary production.

on 3/02/22, the JAA + Divisions were able to reach a peak of 71 apples in a day.

The JAA also set for the first time a minimum quota that they must achieve from now on. First at 40 apples to 50 apples a day at the absolute minimum.

Ro's Falsified Claims of Franchised Apple Production of Bixby[edit]

Ro could not collect apples because he had the same lunch as Wilkin, meaning that it would prove difficult to take and explain to Wilkin why Ro's was collecting apples.

To contribute to the cause, Ro started to perpetuate a claim that he had expanded apple production to Bixby, and students from their Basketball team were now supplying apples to the JAA, at sums of 100 per day. However to this day, there is no proof that the franchising of Bixby ever occurred, let along the production of apples at Bixby.

On 3/1/22, Ro claimed that the JAA would receive an import of 100 apples (2 days worth of production), from Bixby, however, no shipment arrived, and Ro was the only one with knowledge of this information, however Ro claimed the JAA was contacted, but the JAA never received contact from Bixby students.

Ro is also one of the biggest cappers on the team, so his excuses for the lack of production were not taken seriously, and as a result the JAA does not acknowledge the existence of a Bixby apple production division.

Ro provided the reason for the lack of apples to be that Ro urged that the importer come to the school asap. But, because Bixby was about a 15-25 min drive away, Ro claimed that the importer went 155mph on the highway to deliver apples, but was pulled over and his car broke down (?), so the apples couldn’t get in the hands of the JAA. This excuse was probably the shittiest and most unbelievable one yet, but Ro somehow continued to claim that the apples were coming, despite his shitty lie.

Ro claimed that someone smashed Domo's sister for example, and you could not pay anyone enough money to smash Domo's sister (she be -infinity/10), so the credibility of Ro statements were usually not truthful.

DK's Failed Attempted Expansion of Jenks Middle School[edit]

DK brought the idea to Pierre that they could exploit the middle school for apples, however there was no individuals at disposal to guide these operations, as their only option was Larry, however Larry acts like a child and is a snitch. There is no one that the JAA knows in the middle school to franchise, and the idea of Larry was thrown out, the JAA only hopes that they could expand to the middle school.

Transfering of Apples[edit]

The official transfer for apples became the bathrooms and lobbies of the Math and Science building, as they provide enough space and security to trade apples to Pierre to be sent to the storage units.

Because the inflow of apples increased dramatically, and because DK was at the forefront of expansion, DK had to now carry apples, but because he had no way to transport apples, they had to be transferred to Pierre, so they started to transfer each others apples to Pierre to DK, so Pierre could go later transfer the apples yet again to Dabrowns so they could be stored in his house.

Failed Risk Mitigation Protocols Adherence and Subsequent Divisionary Production Slashing[edit]

On the planned Thursday of the week of the attack during the First Apple War, when Pierre and DK were producing apples they inadvertently exposed themself to stealing apples twice to 2 different lunch faculty, essentially making their plans more well known. As a result, trying take apples would have to take more precaution in taking apples, and at the end of the day produce less total. But because the JAA IRA already reported 393 apples were ready for attack, producing apples on Friday would not need to go above to regulated 50+, as the JAA realized they only needed around 200 apples for one house, meaning the tracks could take place on 2 houses on one day. As a result, DK did not utilize divisons effectively anymore, as the JAA no longer needed heavy amounts of apples in a day to reach excessive amounts.

This was also great timing for Pierre, as he wouldn’t be there on the day before the attack, as he had to attend to a tennis tournament.

However this was bad for DK, as now he was the one liable for storing and transporting apples, making it harder to conceal apples once at home. And DK had no way to transfer these apples to Pierre.

So the JAA decided to scale back production significantly due to a lack of need of apples and lack of sustainable storage for the apples Throughout the school day.

Results from Divisionary Production and Comparison to Previous Apple Productions[edit]

This highly organized technique for apple production allowed the JAA to double its efficiency and now get around 128 apples (as estimated by DK) a week instead of the previous 50. This ensured that the JAA and associates were ready for war and were properly suited for the harsh environment of Wilkin's base. DK approximated that 434 apples would be produced on the day of the attack.

Old and Newfound Divisions for Wartime Apple Production
Divisions	Name	Members	Expected Apple Production
Division 1	JAA	DK, Pierre	4-24 daily
Division 1	LUNCH	Domo, Dabrowns, others	1-8 daily
Division 2	ARI (retired)	Ari	4-10 daily; now 0
	SILVER	Silver, Max	2-10 daily
	BART	Various members	0-6 daily
Division 3	DEBATE	Various members	10-15 daily
Division 3	BIX	Bixby students	unknown (speculative) Ro: 100 apple claim (false af)

(The Franchising of Bixby is speculative, there is no proof that a Bixby Apple Division exists.)

JAA (2nd Lunch Only) Assiocates and Their Output
Indivdual	Expected Output
Ryker	1 daily
Belier	1-2 daily
Domo	1-4 daily
DaBrowns	1-4 daily
JAA	2-16 daily

*There are more contributors, but these are the most reliable.

Results From the First Week of Divisional Apple Production
Date	Daily Production	Total Produced
2/15/22	21	21
2/16/22	27	48
2/17/22	33	81
2/18/22	21	102
Averages
N/A	25.5 daily	N/A

(Before, the JAA only averaged at around 9.72 apples a day for 2nd stage production, so divisional production yielded a 262.35% increase in daily production, and saw a 410.34% increase in production daily in comparison to 1st stage production (6.21 apples/day), just in the first week.)

ARI division was officially retired on 2/28/22, as ARI no longer wished to work for the JAA anymore. His house was intended to be added to the appling list but was not in thanks to his introduction to divisional method production techniques which helped the JAA become increasingly powerful.

Revenge/Justice Seeking Distribution[edit]

First Apple Run "Test Run"[edit]

Due to excessive apple surpluses experienced with the first stockpile, Pierre needed to find a way to use the apples before they rotted. Through his sheer ingenuity, Pierre invented the concept of appling, essentially throwing apples at an object, such as a house. This tactic proved effective as Pierre was able to decimate an entire stockpile of apples in a single night. Pierre realized this and targeted many Christmas parties, and was able to apple some of these parties. There was also around 6-8 people helping apple the houses, an important detail, as it was shown that appling in large numbers expedited the process and reduced the time needed to coat an entire house in apples. It is known that houses from infamous individuals such as Kale and Wilkin were targeted on this run. This run is considered to be the point where the JAA started to become more known as an appling agency rather than a content creator group. This is also where the conflicts with Wilkin started to brew, but at the time the JAA could not be linked to this appling.

The exact details are not known about who’s houses were also appled, but it’s known that this run occurred early into Christmas break, somewhere within the first week.

Belligerents of the First Apple Run
Apple Powers	Targets
Pierre Domo Mink Chatz Josh Mitch Ethan Random Child (unknown)	Wilkin Kale 1-3 Random houses
Strength
~100 apples 1x Apple Bomber 6-8 soldiers	None

Party Run[edit]

Within a week of the first apple run, Pierre had another idea to give more apples out. This led to the idea of crashing a party with apples. The location of the apple strike was in Bixby, in a neighborhood cul-de-sac effectively creating a loop for Pierre to travel on. The target house was having a party occurring within and the backyard of the house. Intelligence stated that Kale, a known enemy of the JAA, was at the party, and his high priority as an enemy drove Pierre do apple the house down. To entrench the house, Pierre had to utilize a pond directly behind the house, traversing a narrow pathway on the edge of the pond to reach the target. However the lack of lighting, time allotted for the mission, and the narrow nature of the path, Pierre calculated that this was not a viable option to transport 50 apples on his back. Instead of using the pond, Pierre realized he had to jump the surrounding houses fences to reach the targets. With the plan reaching fruition, Pierre positioned the Element 5 houses down from the party house to mitigate any potential suspiciousness. Pierre armed himself with a bag of 50 apples around his back, and started to approach the party house hopping the fences of the first 4 houses. Pierre was able to travel safely through the backyard of the first 3 houses, however the 4th house proved different. As Pierre started to walk through the 4th house’s yard, he was immediately attacked by a guard dog, but Pierre’s dedication caused him to throw the apples across the fence, putting him at risk of getting attacked by the guard dog to save the apples. Despite this, Pierre ran out of time to get over the fence, and was forced to retreat to the pond path, but the dog was no longer a risk. The apples were recovered and none were lost unintentionally.

Pierre shortly after the incident abandoned the mission.

This is the only failed mission conducted by the JAA.

Belligerents of the Party Run
Apple Powers	Targets
Pierre (distributer, lead bomber) Mitch (moral support, sexy)	Kale Random Party House
Strength
50 apples 1x Apple bomber 1x Soldier 1x Moral Support	Trulys

Super Bowl Run[edit]

Origins[edit]

About 1-2 weeks prior to the super bowl LVI, a scandal erupted between Ro which damaged his reputation with his gf, the details of this incident are complex, but Wilkin was the blame for this occurring. As a universal law, all the apple powers backed Ro against his conflict with Wilkin and tensions between both the apple powers + Ro against Wilkin increased.

For the LVI Super Bowl in 2022, a Super Bowl party was hosted by Mitch at his house. It was determined by the JAA and other associates that the residence of Wilkins was in proximity. The group decided (JAA, da browns, Domo, and Mitch) to commit to an apple run on Wilkins's house. During the halftime show, this group went out to attempt an apple run on Wilkins's house.

First Attempted Appling on Wilkin's House[edit]

The load-out combined 1x CRV and 1x Element along with approximately 60-80 apples. However, when approaching the house of Wilkins the bag of apples was dumped near Wilkins trash can on fears that Wilkins had arrived. An unidentified black vehicle similar in shape to Wilkins 4Runner appeared and no one seemed to get out of the said vehicle. As a result, the group decided in the best interest to abandon the mission, so Pierre drove the element with Mitch in the passenger seat to retrieve the apples back, and a successful drive-by recovery was completed. It was also discovered that the vehicle that appeared was in fact an older CRV, meaning Wilkins had never arrived. The group got back before the halftime show was even done, meaning the mission took less than half an hour.

Second Attempted Applings on Wilkin's House and Others[edit]

But in hopes to apple the house, the group returned now with JS to retry the mission. Upon arrival the group approached the house again, however this time the neighbor of Wilkins was putting out the trash, sending again fear into the group. As a result of miscommunication the entire group scrammed and Domo and da browns ditched in the CRV leaving JS and JAA to stuff into the element and left to finish the battle. The team slowly reproached the house DK and JS assumed watch-out positions, while Pierre appled the house down. Around 10-20 apples were put down. The team was able to leave successfully with the mission complete. Mitch was then dropped off leaving JAA and JS.

The remaining three decided the apple QL's house down (virtually an ex of JS), and again on approach JS and DK assumed the same positions, Pierre was able to get around 10 apples down.

After that JS was dropped with many apples being thrown out the windows of the Element bomber on the way there. Attempts were made to get apples into the bed of trucks, a car was potentially dented by apples, and around 20 random houses now had apples in their yards. DK disembarked and the run was deemed over for around 40-50 apples spent.

This run contributed to higher tensions with Wilkin, eventually leading to the first apple war

Belligerents of Super Bowl Run
Apple Powers	Targets
Pierre (distributer, lead bomber) Domo (second bomber division) Dabrowns DK (lookout) JS (lookout) Mitch (distributer)	Wilkin (bozo) QL 20 Random Houses ~5 random vehicles
Strength
60-80 apples 2x apple bombers 2 lookouts 1 distributer MBQ	None

JAA Distribution[edit]

What makes the distribution by the JAA at school different from distribution for runs is that one individual is not targeted, instead the school is used as a canvas to spread the JAA's artwork throughout, this section will show the types of beautiful work done by the JAA.

Pre Instagram Distribution[edit]

There were only two instances where the JAA distributed apples without documenting them.

The first instance was when an apple was thrown across a bathroom floor across two different stalls

The second instance was an apple being thrown over stalls, bouncing off a divider, and potentially hitting a poor person on the toilet on the head.

Other apples were just thrown into sky just to smash in the ground for 5 seconds of amusement.

Around 10 apples were sacrificed before the JAA came into existence.

Instagram-Related Distribution[edit]

The only type of distribution that the JAA had complete power over was the distribution of apples for content related purposes. The individual production of content is not demanding at all, only one apple is needed, and idea, and 10 minutes. Content can be made easily and rapidly, had the JAA remained like this the apple stockpile might have well remained at 30.

Bathroom Distribution[edit]

Usually apples would be thrown in bathrooms, usually in urinals and sinks. In fact, one of the first videos ever made on the JAA Instagram page was an apple being thrown violently into a urinal and breaking apart. Another early video including throwing an apple into a toilet, with Pierre somehow getting the bullseye of the toilet and creating a big splash of water everywhere. Over time the content produced became more diverse, but the main relation with the JAA is with apples in bathrooms. Bathroom content is still made to this day, although it has significantly decreased.

During the Apple shortage age, the JAA started posting carrots, milk, and ketchup content instead to stay active on the page, however this content performed horribly in comparison to the apples content, leading to a decrease in the content made. However this was seen as beneficial in the long run, as the JAA realized that they should keep posting low with the apples so that followers would be more excited for new content. This is where the JAA became less active for posting.

Bathroom distribution of apples is more effective for making content, as the people like to see shocking content instead of apples placed around classrooms, however making the content is more difficult, so the JAA tries to stray away from making this type of content, however the allure of gaining more members is too strong, so they continue to make this type of content.

Classroom Distribution[edit]

Classroom distribution of apples by the JAA were the only type of content made where the apples could be recovered after the content was made. Usually this was the most harmless content made, as the JAA would place apples throughout random spots in classrooms. Except the one time that the JAA put an apple in a microwave, although the apple lived and was placed in LG's room for a week before being thrown out.

JAA vs. RR[edit]

The JAA will usually make content in the "RR" bathroom, gaining this name from a notorious individual who is in the bathroom at almost all times throughout the day. RR was known to be "in the way" when content was being made. Due to the nature of the bathroom the toilet RR used was at the very end of the bathroom, and because he was in there most of the times, the JAA would accidently hit RR with apples. RR probably knew what the shoes of these applers were, as he gives the JAA a dirty look when we pass him. However it is the fault of RR for taking shits at school, as most people know to avoid the bathrooms at school as they are total warzones. However there might be future conflicts between the JAA and RR, as apples sometimes hit him from time to time. Only time will tell if there will be an RR war.

Incidents with RR[edit]

The incidents occurring between the JAA and RR are not recorded, however it can be speculated that we have hit his feet with apples and milk cartons going across the floor while he was trying to take a shit, and we might have accidentally hit him on top of his head with an apple, although this can never be confirmed. Also for some reason he occupies the same exact stall and shits around 7 times a day, and we wear the same exact shoes, so the JAA might have blown their cover against RR, but who knows?

Storage[edit]

Early Storage[edit]

The Cooler Technique[edit]

Early storage of apples was extremely limited due in part because of the lack of large production. This meant the storage of apples was minimally demanding and little was needed to be done. After the collection of the first thirty apples was compete Pierre purchased a $30 cooler from Walmart to store these apples in. “The forest” was the chosen place of the cooler to reside due to multiple storage issues. One was that both DK and Pierre could not store the apples in their houses due to the risk of them being found by parents, and if they were put in fridges they could be easily located. Also it would be suspicious coming home with 30 apples from school, and our parents don't need to know about that, so the JAA was better off not taking any apples to their houses.

Issues and Removal of the Cooler Technique[edit]

The forest supplied a “secure” place to hide the apples but did not provide sufficient security to ensure the safety of the apples. This was not initially known until the next day when the cooler was being relocated but was never found. The prevailing theory was that it was stolen by a homeless person in search of a cooler (a homeless camp was set up in the forest, along with a construction site) and that apples were also taken for food. Although it may have helped someone get some apples for food, the JAA was down by thirty apples and a $30 cooler. This was only the first of many losses that the forest committed.

School Utilization[edit]

The JAA believed that there had to be at least one spot in the school where they could store their new apples in. This included putting them in a broken ceiling tile in a bathroom, putting them in LG's room, or trying to just leave them somewhere. These plans were eventually scrapped after Pierre bought the cooler. However the idea still lives on, as maybe one day the school will be appled.

The Element[edit]

Pierre's vehicle, the Element, was another location for the apples to be stored, used from day 1. The Element offers lots of trunk space to put apples in, and at any given time the Element could have 30+ apples in it. The Element just served as aa transporter of apples originally, but with storage shortages, the Element just came a place to store apples.

The element is the only JAA approved transporter of apples, as Pierre is the only certified driver in the JAA to safely handle and take apples to storage locations. Pierre is a great, careful driver who ensures that the apples are completely safe.

Issues with the Element[edit]

There is nothing wrong with Element, as it offers a secure, safe spot for apples, however leaving them in the car for too long makes the car smell like sweaty turtle balls, and causes more apples to go bad at once. So the JAA advised that vehicles should only be used as transporting apples around to storage locations or during runs.

Revised Storage[edit]

Trash Bags[edit]

After the cooler incident along with increased production, the JAA realized that coolers were not only too expensive but they did not provide sufficient storage. Instead of coolers, trash bags were utilized as they could store far more apples than coolers, although they did not offer any cooling protection on the apples, putting them at a higher risk of rotting. Nevertheless with increased production demanded trash bags and they were used heavily, as production skyrocketed, two trash bags were filled up totaling anywhere from 1-1.5 bags worth of apples.

Issues with the Trash Bags and "The Forest"[edit]

This storage proved extremely efficient in the short run as apples could be temporarily be put in the forest to be retrieved within days. However, this did not prove as a long-term solution. Apples that were left in the forest for a prolonged time were prone to rotting or disappearing. During the second apple production stage, a bag containing an unknown number of apples disappeared and was considered forever lost despite being placed in the short run. To solve this issue, the next bag of apples was dug into a hole and then covered with dirt, to conceal the location. During the third apple production, a campaign to recover a previous stockpile was initiated, Pierre found the location, but the bag of apples had already been recovered by nature, as Pierre referred to them as “infested.” Not only were the apples rotted, but the majority of apples had also disappeared as it was estimated 30 remained from the approximate 100 that were in the bag. Theories ranged from humans taking apples, or animals breaking in for the large disappearance, and that bugs simply took over to decay the remains. By now well over 130-200 apples were lost to the forest.

Wartime Storage[edit]

Luckily the discovery of rotten apples came at the right time, as the war had already begun. The forest was deemed too hostile to house apples and many of the war participants were inquired if they were willing to store apples in their own respective premises. One fighter DaBrowns took up the offer, as the apples could now be relocated to his house. Instead of being put in the forest, they could now be placed in the safety of a suburban backyard in a playground. This reduced the chances of the apples being stolen by a near-infinite amount, however, it is still not known if the apples are prone to natural decay. Despite this, it was deemed by the JAA to be a far better place to store apples in comparison to the forest, despite the fact that animals were stealing apples, due to the fact that the rate of the loss of apples were far less than the forest.

We are still pissed about the lost 150+ apples (fuck the forest)

World War Wilkin (The Great Apple War)[edit]

The First Apple War. The First coordinated and organized mass attack done by the JAA.

Origins[edit]

The origins of the First Apple War can be traced back to first apple and super bowl runs, as Wilkin was common target for apple session runs, however instead of random targeting, the choice of Wilkins house now had a reason to be visited by the JAA. To understand why there was such a necessity to apple the Wilkin base, the Ro-Wilkin incident must be revisited.

Ro-Wilkin Leakage Incident[edit]

The Ro-Wilkin incident was the most important contributing factor for the wars origins. In short, Wilkin leaked Ro’s liking for TS, damaging Ro’s relationship with Mack. This not only upset ro, but the entire JAA and it’s associates, as Ro was seen as an ally. What also confused many was that Wilkin was in his own private relationship with Mills, so it was questioned why Wilkin was intervening in a completely external relationship with Ro. But because Mills was on the side of Wilkin this put the JAA in an awkward situation. This is due to the fact that Mills and Mack (Ro’s girlfriend), were friends. This made it significantly difficult for the JAA to work with Ro, and ensure that the information did not leak to Mack or Mills, which could damage the relationship that was already damaged with Ro and Mack. But because Mills had such a large prevalence at school, many individuals who were deemed close were not allowed to know about the JAA’s plans, decreasing the potential amount of manpower available. Ro was determined along with the JAA to exact revenge on Wilkin for leaking one of Ro’s most personal secret.

Subsequent Complications from the Incident[edit]

It was also difficult to work with Ros closest members, as they all shared the same Chinese class, one of the biggest areas of concern was Mattjew, who could easily leak the info from the JAA to Wilkin or Mack. Eventually Wilkin would become aware of the JAA's plan. Although by the time of attack he would have most likely believed that the conflict had already passed and that he was in the clear.

Security Concerns and Leakage of JAA intelligence[edit]

Origins of the Leakage and Incidents With Wilkin[edit]

The people who could be trusted was severely overestimated, as within the first week, Wilkin was alerted of the things coming toward him. On 2/15/22 Carthy was made aware of this situation and the JAA’s plans. Initially there was no security concerns, however at the end of that day the true actions of Carthy were revealed. Previously DK and Wilkin had maintained a neutral relationship, giving DK an innocence advantage for the purpose to extract information from Wilkin. It was planned on the same week to inquire what Wilkins plans were for Spring Break, however the day DK attempted to ask Wilkin, Wilkin started pressing DK over the supposed plans to put apples and carrots in his pool by stating, "If you put apples and carrots in a my pool, I will hurt you." For the time being DK was forced to divert away from the conversation.

The second incident occurred when DK was being tailed by Wilkin, but with luck, DK was able to divert to Fergus and talk to him and successfully ignored Wilkin. Despite this, there is probably heavy suspicion on Wilkins part about DK and his involvement in the plans. But because of this incident, Carthy could no longer be trusted with hearing about classified information from the JAA and it’s plans. However the JAA acted oblivious to the actions of Carthy to defuse any more tensions from mounting with Carthy. Even with the sabotage, Carthy still supplied the JAA with apples, raising even more questions about Carthy’s loyalty. This incident made the JAA revise its security, people allowed to participate, and knowledge about the plans. The JAA also added Carthy to the list of potential appling sites. This also made it to where Wilkin had potential knowledge about the JAA's association with appling.

Reactions to the Leaks[edit]

Reactions to the incident were similar, as many people regarded Carthy's actions as harmful as they compromised the private nature of the operation, and as a result many people wanted to seek revenge by not only appling Carthy's house, but by also egging it, something that Ro heavily pushed. Most people agreed that Carthy had to pay some price for leaking the info about the operations, however Domo took a completely opposite stance. Domo suggested that because Carthy and Wilkin were boys, Carthy had to obligation to warn Wilkin about what was coming for him. This can be seen as a logical action on Carthy's part, as he was looking out for a fellow friend, however this action severely hurt the operation, leading to an eventual delay for the appling date. But now the JAA had leverage on Wilkin for the first time, as they could now prove that one of Wilkin's closet allies was actually going against him by supplying the JAA with apples, this also gave leverage for the JAA over Carthy.

Preparation of Apples and Distribution Techniques for the Attack[edit]

Ideas for New Appling Techniques for Increased Efficiency and Damage[edit]

Because of the nature of this operation being larger than ever seen before, new techniques had to be created to distribute such a large amount of apples efficiently. This brought forwards new ideas of how to distribute apples, and also how the apples should be placed during the operation. Ro introduced an idea of using a tennis ball launcher to instead launch apples as a way to launch more apples in a faster method. This idea was seen as extremely beneficial, as the apple cannon could be pointed outside of an Apple bomber such as the Element, and then could be used to take place in an "Apple Drive-by." By doing so it would eliminate the time spent trying to apple a house down with around 500 apples and reduce the risk of being caught in the act.

Another idea that was tossed around by Ro and Domo was creating an apple farm on Wilkin's front yard. The supposed plan was to take apple seeds and plant them down on the front yard, and then potentially come every Friday night to water the plants, by doing so this would create apples on Wilkin's front yard, and also supply the JAA with a renewable source of apples.

Concerns of Apple Coverings During the Attack[edit]

The apples have plastic wrapping on them, which could have issues working with apple cannon, as the wrapping has to be removed, making the operation take even more time due to the number of apples collected.

Planning for Attack and Additions to the Appling Lists[edit]

Date of Attack[edit]

DK originally wanted to apple the house during spring break, as he believed that Wilkin would not be present at his house during the break. Ro and Domo wanted a different date, which was after spring break. They both reasoned that by then the tensions with Wilkin would cool off, and that they then could attack leaving Wilkin confused. This was also beneficial for the production sector, as they now had more than 3 weeks to proliferate apples, and DK expected around 350-700 apples to be produced with the newly introduced production techniques. This also gave more time for other sectors of the JAA to come up with even more new plans to try and creatively apple Wilkin's house. However these benefits would never be reaped, as the JAA had to attack quickly so that all members were available for attack, because Pierre and others would not be available on the Friday before and during spring break.

Apple Distribution Techniques[edit]

Most members of the attack agreed that the front yard should not be the only location for attack, and that other locations of the Wilkin's base should be targeted. This included the pool located in the backyard, which could be filled with apples and carrots, and some may even sink. Should the apples sink this would make it harder for Wilkin to get them, giving him more time to think about his actions.

Individuals Added to the Appling List Aside from Wilkin Pre-Attack[edit]

Pierre also wanted to apple Hjelm’s house down due to the fact that he had snitched on a JAA unrelated run, and Pierre was put on blame.

Ro also stated that he wants revenge on Carthy for revealing the info of the plans to Wilkin, but instead of appling, Ro wants to use eggs. Pierre wanted Hjelm's house appled down as he had also previously snitched on another campaign. They were put on the apple list by the JAA and were planned for potential appling sites.

Pierre and JS wanted revenge on Airtime Thrills because they failed to respond to a message from a month ago inquiring if coaster office could have met up with them. Because of the ignorance of Airtime Thrills, they were automatically added to the Appling list. JAA intelligence was able to locate Airtime Thrills house and was planned to go down for attack on the attack date. The duo also wanted revenge on Mr. Mahan because he had laughed at Pierre after he got injured in a tennis game last year, and was seen as inappropriate. His house was also located and was added to the appling list.

On 2/28/22 approximately a week before the attack, KO was added to the appling list by the JAA as instructed by domo. This was due to the fact that KO sided with Wilkin, thereby creating a natural enemy of the JAA.

On 3/03/22 two days before the attack Ms. Wright, Domo and DKs APUSH teacher gave out a group quiz that were do be done in partners. However Wright manipulated the groups and paired people with their friends, which may seem beneficial, but DK and domo were paired together. This led to a disastrous outcome, as they were both unable to think properly and most likely failed the quiz. Both agreed that even if they did good on the quiz, Ms. Wright would have to pay the price for manipulating groups like that. The Wright Quiz Scandal was a serious driving factor for the appling of Wrights house.

Final Revisions and Pre-Meeting for Attack[edit]

Day of Plans, Pre-Meeting Revisions, and Pre-Attack Realizations, and Delay[edit]

The attack was planned originally to take place the Friday before spring break, however on 3/02/22 Domo and Pierre switched the appling date to 3/05/22, the Saturday before spring break. The plan was to watch the Batman movie at 4pm, discuss the plans at Costco while eating pizza at 7pm, and Apple Wilkin's house at 9-11pm.

DK predicted the team would have around 430 apples at that time for attack, but the team realized on the day before the attack that they would only have 412 apples.

DaBrowns reported the day before the attack that 8 apples were lost to the squirrels in the shed that they were stored in. Although this was considered rent because the apples were occupying their space.

The day before the attack Ro got sick, potentially delaying the operation. Some people wanted to push forwards, while others said a delay might happen because the whole thing started because of Ro.

The day before the attack DK crossed confirmed info on Wright's house, and realized the correct address was located. They made the plan to put apples in their mailbox and put the flag up, probably confusing the fuck out of the mailman.

For some reason JS went insane and stole apples from their coach at a tennis tournament and threw apples underneath people's cars, on the day before the attack. Potentially hinting that JS may distribute apples on the attack date. Others believe the JAA brainwashed JS into taking apples or something.

Due to a lack of soldiers available for the attack, the attack was postponed by 3 weeks to 3/26/22

What took place on 3/05/22 instead[edit]

Since the large operation had been pushed back another three weeks, there was still room to do something with the remaining members of the JAA. A long time target of the JAA, the infamous ATT was a potential foe that could be destroyed on this day. ATY lived around 10 minutes away from the rendezvous point, so this was a viable option. Pierre, Mitch, Mink, and Domo were the remaining members of the JAA that day and all agreed this was a prime time to hit AT. They traversed all the way to AT' house in the Beamer, and were met with heavy defense. One of the neighbors seemed to have intelligence of the hit, and was on close watch of the JAA. The JAA pretended to retreat, and this tactic seemed to work, The neighbor was gone the next time they swung around, and it was decided that a drive-by appling would commence. Around 25 apples were deployed on AT's yard, and this was a substantial amount considering the lack of members. The statement was made, and the JAA was content.

After the AT appling, the JAA talked it over and it was decided that 123 would be the next and final target of the day. Since 123 resided in the neighborhood of Mitch, this would be an easy hit. The JAA parked about a block away from 123, and then walked towards his house. There was an obstacle in there way though: a large wall. To scale the wall it required great strength and agility, which all the members of the JAA possesed. Once they got to the house, they pulled up on the side and threw around 30 apples onto the yard. Then made a quick escape to avoid neighbors.

Additional Targets to the Appling List[edit]

On 3/08/22 Domo instructed DK that Qi Wang, the ass Chinese teacher, should be added to the appling list because Domo turned an assignment in early and received a 0%, and his grade dropped down to 50%, and because Domo was pissed off DK added Qi Wang to the appling list. The JAA intelligence agency already located the Qi Wang base, and was ready for attack, although the Qi Wang residence was located far away from the JAA base (26 minutes away).

Continued Leakage of JAA Intelligence[edit]

Despite the JAA trying to maintain its secrecy on the plans for the apples, the message still continued to leak out.

Non-JAA members knowledge[edit]

Throughout the week after the planned attack date, people came to DK to ask him about the plans about the apples and if the missions was successful, at first this may be seen as bad, however people DK had never discussed apples plans about were inquiring about them. This was bad because too many people knew about the plans now and it could be obviously traced back to them if an attack was carried out, so DK and Pierre initiated some degree of damage control. However, this meant that apple production would suffer, because the lunch ladies and now more people knew about the plans, trying to get more apples back to the first weeks of the third production seemed impossible.

Teacher's Knowledge[edit]

On 3/10/22 somehow DK's debate teacher found out about the apples, but he really didn't give a shit, however now a teacher knew about the apples so this was bad for the appling targets for teachers. Also on the same day the APUSH teacher Wright gave out questions of the day, and DK and domo kept referencing apples, which could make Wright suspicious about DK and domo if apples were planted on her front yard, so trying to go apple her house immediately would raise a lot of suspicious on their part, so they had to also delay the plans to apple Wright and others like Qi Wang as that would also raise suspicious among multiple teachers.

Increased Leverage on Carthy and Wilkin[edit]

For some reason Carthy told Domo, DK, and some others about him convincing his 6th hour peers, including random girls, that Wilkin was gay and he was dating someone known as "Emmanuel Mills." Obviously this is not true, but because Carthy said he and the girls in his class were the only ones who knew about the joke, DK realized this could be used a leverage by placing some "Emmanuel Mills" sign on the yard after the appling to falsely lead the apples back to Carthy.

Response[edit]

DK and Pierre agreed that the attack would have to be pushed back, maybe far as back towards the last day of school because so many people knew about the plans. Theoretically this would get more apples over time and make the plans fade away from the public eye, but many members wanted to attack and more apples were being lost. Because racoons instead of squirrels were now taking apples.

Attack[edit]

Last Changes[edit]

It was agreed upon that all other targets aside from Wilkin would not be targeted as the feasibility of trying to attack all proposed targets would not be possible because of how spread out each target was, making the transport of troops and apples difficult.

Date/Location of the Battle of Wilkin's house[edit]

It is not known exactly when the attack on Wilkin's house took place, however an rouge estimate points towards the dates from 4/15/22-4/17/22. The attacks took place anywhere from 8PM-11PM and were only conducted at Wilkin's house.

Battle of Wilkin's house[edit]

The involved members included DK, Pierre, Domo, Mink, Mitch, and one of Mink's friends. Not much is not known about the actual attack that took place due to the fact that the attack itself was not well documented along with the fact that this entry is being written more than a year after the events took place. What is known is that Pierre and Domo pummeled some Apples and books into the yard of Wilkin, while Mink and his friend took these actions to another step. Instead of just throwing the books onto the yards, they were ripping the pages out of the book and throwing the papers everywhere in the yard, creating quite the mess. These actions would later prove detrimental to the future of the JAA.

It is not known how many apples and books were distributed onto the yard of Wilkin's house during the attack due to the hastiness and unorganized attack.

Belligerents of the Battle of Wilkin
Apple Powers	Targets
Apple Soldiers Pierre Domo Mitch Mink Mink's friend Documenter/Lookout DK	Wilkin Wilkin's House (front yard)
Strength
Unknown number of apples Unknown number of books 2 Apples Bombers Element (Pierre) BMW (Mink)	Old ass 4Runner

Subsequent Effects[edit]

Initial Response[edit]

After a day of the attacks, Wilkin could not give more than one shit about what happened, however Wilkin's mom was not happy with the JAA's doings. The problem was not with the apples, but rather with the pieces of paper all over the yard. As a result the JAA and its members were threatened if the JAA failed to make amends for what happened on the attack date, as a result the JAA had to list who had been in the attacks which was leaked by an unnamed individual who participated in the attacks. This leakage of the information of who was actually involved in the attacks led to the threats being called off from Wilkin's mom, however the JAA found itself in a strange predicament.

Increasing Uncertainty of The JAA's Future[edit]

There was not problem with the JAA continuing to exist, however with most of the JAA"s goal being achieved, there was nothing left for the association to do, rendering the collection of apples obsolete, as they no longer served any purpose. As a result the JAA's future was increasingly grim, as the hope for the apples to be collected seemed to become more illogical as the days continued.

Treaty and Dissolvement[edit]

Treaty of Wilkin[edit]

On 4/18/22, the Treaty of Wilkin was agreed upon in which the JAA would not be held liable for the actions that it committed on Wilkin's property from the Appling campaign, however as part of the deal the JAA was forced to dissolve itself to ensure that future Appling campaigns on other houses would not happen. However this sacrifice was not without worth, as mostmembers of the JAA who had participated in the attack were never held liable and allowed Wilkin's mom to back off from the entire situation. To see more on the dissolvement of the JAA and other contributing factors, see the "Dissolvement" section.

The Downfall and Sacrifice of Pierre[edit]

On the same day, it is assumed that Pierre's parents found out about the JAA and its actions and as a result Pierre was punished heavily for his actions in the Great Apple War by his parents, despite all other members recieving no punishment whatsoever from the parents. Pierre decided, in the ultimate sacrifice to take the entire blame for the actions of the JAA and the results from the attack. Although it is not known what exact punishments were handed to Pierre, it is known that one of them included screen time on his phone which along with more harsh sentences.

Pierre was the only individual involved in the attack that faced any repercussions for this actions whatsoever.

Belligerents of the First Apple War
Apple Powers	Targets	Neutrals
Ro (commander of operations, distributer) Pierre (commander of distribution, lead bomber, distributer) DK (commander of production, documenter) DaBrowns (commander of storage, distributer) Domo (second bomber division,distributer) JS (documenter) Mitch (distributer, moral support) Mink Miller JAA (external production)	Wilkin (main target) Mills (Wilkin gf) KO (sided with Wilkin) Hjelm (snitch) Carthy (snitch) KG (Ro beef or sum idk) Airtime Thrills (ghosted coasteroffice) Mr. Mahan (asshole) Ms. Wright (bitch) Qi Wang (ass grader also bitch)	MBQ (gay) TS Mack Garett
Strength
JAA Coasteroffice ~412±23 apples (~8 lost to squirrels, ~30 lost to racoons) ~30 library books 2+ Apple bombers Element (Pierre) CR-V (Domo) 17+ apple production members Pierre DK Domo DaBrowns Ryker Belier Miller Bartle (+his 2 boys) Ari (retired) Yung Niles Max Alden Carthy Hook Jenks Debate Team And more... 6+ frontline soldiers Pierre Domo Ro Mitch Miller DaBrowns And more... 1+ Outlooks 2 Documenters DK JS 1+ Moral support Mitch And more...	1 old ass 4Runner 0 apples APUSH Textbook (18th Edition) & IDs	MBQ Tiktok page
Apple Targeting
Houses Cars Mailboxes Front Yards Pools

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Dissolvement of the JAA[edit]

Causes[edit]

There were multiple contributing factors well before the Great Apple War

War-Related Factors[edit]

The main cause of the JAA dissolving stems from the Great Apple War, and the subsequent effects from the treaty of Wilkin. As part of a deal to clear the JAA of liability for its actions, the JAA was forced to dissolve itself. More about this can be found in the Great Apple War section. Other contributing factors included DK and Pierre questioning their life choices on why they were collecting apples everyday, and the fact that apple production from its subsidiaries was slowly declining highlighting the JAA's weaking influence on the Jenks community.

Other Contributing Factors[edit]

Alongside the Treaty of Wilkin being signed, the Instagram page that the JAA ran was slowly declining the output of posts, as most of the content being put out was becoming more repetitive. By the time of the date of the main attack of the First Apple War,

Effects[edit]

With the JAA's operations ceasing, apple production was virtually over, along with this the Instagram account associated with the JAA was deleted, making the JAA existence virtually erased from history.

The only proof that the JAA existed include accounts from other people, this page, and the videos that were created by the JAA to distribute content.

Apples[edit]

Since the JAA was dissolved, the anywhere from 200-400 apples that were stockpiled for the war were most likely thrown out by the Dabrowns due to the fact that his parents found the stash and forced him to throw away all the apples, not to mention that they were also starting to rot. This essentially meant that apples that were collected by the JAA are now all lost along with all stockpiles. Although this has not been confirmed, this is most likely what happened to the apples after the JAA dissolved.

It is more than likely that some of the apples that were not recovered in the forest are still there to this very day due to the amount of plastic used in the storage of the apples (trash bags, and plastic coverings).

Jenks Apple Association Inventory Reporting Authority & Database Archive[edit]

JAA Inventory Reporting Authority (JAA IRA)[edit]

Run and founded by DK before the JAA even existed, although it was previously just a simple tracking mechanism, the JAA IRA serves to track the amount of apples collected in total and daily, and also the dates in which the apples were collected. The IRA ensures that each apples is counted for and to make sure that production remains where it should be by constantly monitoring data and determine if average production needs to be risen or relaxed. The data collected also serves as a data base for previous apple stockpiles to monitor the growth and expansion of the JAA and its production.

Database[edit]

This page offers visual data on the previous production of all three apple stocks conducted by the JAA IRA. These graphs offer insight into how the JAA improved its production performance over time with the different stocks, and helps make the comprehension of previous material more clear.

Pre-War Production[edit]

First Apple Production[edit]

11/17/21-12/18/21

X-axis (day), Y-axis (amount collected)

*The data for the first apple production was cut short, the data ran for more than two weeks, however the JAA Inventory Reporting Authority stopped taking count after heavy losses disrupted inventory taking

Average: 8.5 apples/day

Max: 17 apples/day

Min: 2 apples/day

Total: 119 apples

Second Apple Production[edit]

1/3/22-1/20/22; 1/26/22-1/31/22; 2/8/22-2/11/22

X-axis (day), Y-axis (amount collected)

Average: 10.294 apples/day

Max: 16 apples/day

Min: 5 apples/day

Total: 175 apples

121.106% increase in apple production compared to the first stockpile.

War Production[edit]

Third Apple Production[edit]

2/15/22-3/04/22

X-axis (day), Y-axis (amount collected)

*Notice the scaling on the Y-axis, significantly higher than the previous two graphs, showing the benefits of JAA divisionary production techniques.

*Around 8 apples were lost to squirrels

Average: 41.2 apples/day

Max: 71 apples/day

Min: 19 apples/day

Total: 412 apples

400.23% increase in production compared to the second apple stockpile, 484.71% increase in production in comparison to the first apple stockpile

The minimum amount of apples collected with the divisionary production outperformed the records of the previous two productions (17/16 respectively), and also set a new record of 71 apples in a single day.

The JAA attempted to regulate daily apple production to 40+ a day for the first time, offering yet another example of the expansion of the regulating powers of the JAA.

kill me i cant keep doing this

Third Apple Production (Slashed)[edit]

3/04/22-4/18/22

yea this is pretty bad

im too lazy to type it out but we caught and we cant get apples

Records[edit]

Most apples in a backpack: 62/Pierre

Highest apple stock: Third stockpile: 412+ apples

Most apples collected in a day (individuals): 21/Miller

Most apples collected in a day (aggregate): 71/JAA + Divisions

Most apples collected (lifetime): Pierre

Most apples distributed: Pierre

Most apple runs: Pierre

Most things stolen: Pierre ($35 fortnite character+5 fortnite cards+$45 of flex seal and like 10 apples).

Most apples collected in first lunch: 19

Smelliest feet: Pierre

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