User:Excession

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

This user is proud to be British.

This user drinks tea.

AmE-0

This user does not understand the American English language and bloody well doesn't want to.

This user lives for
science!

BSc

This user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Chemistry.

This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.

Content contributed by this user is released into the public domain.

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

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This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

This user is a geek.

INTP

This user has an INTP personality
per the Myers–Briggs typing system.

This user reads The Times.

This user sits safely behind an OpenBSD firewall.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user prefers the metric system.

This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user is from the planet Earth.

"Jaffa, KREE!"

This user enjoys playing spades.

This user is an advanced gamer.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

C₂H₅OH-3

This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level.

This user is straight
but not narrow.

PC	This user is pro-choice.