User:Fetchcomms/Humor
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Upon Terry's birth the doctor informed his parents that he would likely not live through his first month due to cranial stenosis.
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He was the one surviving child from that marriage.
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The experience convinced him that he was not cut out to be a doctor.
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They lived in Mexico for a brief period, where he painted
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halls, bowling alleys, traditional cantinas, car clubs, full contact strip clubs
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The venture was unsuccessful so they turned to the more conventional method of vinegar brewing.
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His love for real estate never went away.
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He formed a fine library and kept it open to scholars
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Aptly adopted from the ancient city of Troy.
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He turned professional in 1991
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Illuminating the murky mismanagement of natural-gas royalties
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He then hosted a television talk show, and ran unsuccessfully for Congress in Pennsylvania
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Knocking out numerous opponents with his trademark shoulder push
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After The Daily Telegraph condemned the idea and warned people would die
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But lost his investment through the dishonesty of his partner.
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Trapped in a life of prostitution and drug addiction
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Mass graves, scalpings, and bodies with other signs of murder and mutilation such as dismemberment and arrow wounds
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His wife was gunned down by masked thieves
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Two inexperienced young people who get into trouble when they visit a town for the very first time.
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He met with a similar fate
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He was dragged into court with cries of "We have him!" from the mob, and as he was already convicted, he was summarily executed. He was hanged naked before his throat was cut.
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His four children decide to employ a maid to manage the household chores
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An eccentric millionaire, who unexpectedly
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began his career as a juggling pedagogue by handing out 75 tennis balls to his sophomore remedial-reading class.
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The remains of the camp where they all perished, were discovered many years later.
- According to unverified reports, Terry MacAlmon was born with a dangerous "premature closure of the soft spot in his head" but survived through what he considers a miracle.
- Albrecht, Duke of Bavaria was apparently the only child of Rupprecht, Crown Prince of Bavaria and Duchess Marie Gabrielle in Bavaria who did not die at an early age.
- Giorgio Armani once served in a military hospital, but is clearly more comfortable designing luxury apparel.
- After marrying a German woman, Melvin Van Peebles painted portraits in Mexico but later moved to San Francisco, where he began operating cable cars.
- "Just about everything for recreation can be found in Mexicali"—now, are those strip clubs part of the bowling alleys?
- A process used by Felix Booth and a business partner to produce vinegar from leftover spirit ultimately failed, forcing them to use to a more common method.
- Vernand Morency, whose undying passion for real estate made this poem possible, manages properties throughout the United States, according to unverified claims.
- Lucius Licinius Lucullus, who wrote himself, supported scholars by opening a library in his sculpture-filled gardens.
- The mascot of East Troy High School is, unimaginatively, a Trojan.
- David Branshaw turned professional in 1991]. He has won two professional events since then.
- TriCities.com is a partner of the Bristol Herald Courier, which was awarded some big-name award or other after figuring out that the government owed lots of people big money. The unpaid money had to do with natural gas royalties, and not the kind where a royal person expels flatus.
- After Richard Carl Fuisz graduated from Georgetown University School of Medicine, he portrayed doctors in health films before hosting a talk show and losing a congressional race.
- Hardy Brown was a linebacker so notoriously aggressive that his gear was once checked due to suspicion of illegitimate modification. The St. Louis Rams allegedly offered to pay any of its players a bonus to take Brownout.
- In discussing the world's highest marathon, The Daily Telegraph warned readers about the risk of death, obviously increasing interest and participation in the race.
- During Reconstruction, Ira Hobart Evans established a ranch in Texas, only to lose it to his prevaricating partner.
- The rather confusing Ikebukuro West Gate Park series includes a former prostitute and addict whose friend's name is cleared only through a drug bust involving a cross-dresser.
- Over one hundred burial sites have been discovered at the Harrell Site. Archaeologists speculate that the fertile site was at the center of numerous land disputes, which were evidently very bitter and primitive.
- The protagonist of The Salton Sea is a widower; his wife was murdered by a corrupt police officer, who he later kills.
- The plot of The Wild and the Innocent revolves around "two inexperienced young people who get in trouble when they visit a town";nbsp;...but it would probably be more interesting if "town" was replaced with any term containing a sexual references.
- Samuel Gorton was forced out of Plymouth Colony for his opinions and attitude; his insubordination toward the magistrates of Portsmouth landed him in similar circumstances and resulted in his whipping. Evidently a very disagreeable person (or maybe towns whose names begin with "P" are just very touchy), Gorton was in hot water after moving to Providence, and was even imprisoned later on. After several years in England, Gorton returned to New England and joined the civil authority that he had once rejected.
- Poor Robert Tresilian. Already a harsh and disliked judge, his strong support for Richard II led to his graphic execution.
- In Vive La Famille, the children of a widower decide to hire a maid after their father suffers a stroke.
- The Busch Campus of Rutgers University is named after Charles L. Busch, an eccentric millionaire who willed $10 million to the university after his 1971 death.
- During his time as a student teacher, John Cassidy distributed tennis balls for juggling to a remedial reading class. The students' response prompted Cassidy and two friends to publish Juggling for the Complete Klutz, which then led to the founding of Klutz Press.
- David Vaughan perished during an expedition to discover the Northwest Passage. Vaughan and the other members of the voyage were shipwrecked at Marble Island, and their remains were later found by Samuel Hearne.