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Indiscrimination

His Love For Real Estate Never Went Away

A poem of sorts 2011

  1. Upon Terry's birth the doctor informed his parents that he would likely not live through his first month due to cranial stenosis.

  2. He was the one surviving child from that marriage.

  3. The experience convinced him that he was not cut out to be a doctor.

  4. They lived in Mexico for a brief period, where he painted

  5. halls, bowling alleys, traditional cantinas, car clubs, full contact strip clubs

  6. The venture was unsuccessful so they turned to the more conventional method of vinegar brewing.

  7. His love for real estate never went away.

  8. He formed a fine library and kept it open to scholars

  9. Aptly adopted from the ancient city of Troy.

  10. He turned professional in 1991

  11. Illuminating the murky mismanagement of natural-gas royalties

  12. He then hosted a television talk show, and ran unsuccessfully for Congress in Pennsylvania

  13. Knocking out numerous opponents with his trademark shoulder push

  14. After The Daily Telegraph condemned the idea and warned people would die

  15. But lost his investment through the dishonesty of his partner.

  16. Trapped in a life of prostitution and drug addiction

  17. Mass graves, scalpings, and bodies with other signs of murder and mutilation such as dismemberment and arrow wounds

  18. His wife was gunned down by masked thieves

  19. Two inexperienced young people who get into trouble when they visit a town for the very first time.

  20. He met with a similar fate

  21. He was dragged into court with cries of "We have him!" from the mob, and as he was already convicted, he was summarily executed. He was hanged naked before his throat was cut.

  22. His four children decide to employ a maid to manage the household chores

  23. An eccentric millionaire, who unexpectedly

  24. began his career as a juggling pedagogue by handing out 75 tennis balls to his sophomore remedial-reading class.

  25. The remains of the camp where they all perished, were discovered many years later.

This poem comprises sentences and sentence fragments obtained from clicking Special:Random for one hour.