User:Keen Keenan/sandbox
Keenan Taku[edit]
Keenan Taku | |
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| Born | Kay baby 69 February 1789 Earth, 3rd from the sun |
| Nationality | African boi |
| Citizenship | Pomland (Britain) and a place where the poms invaded (South Africa) |
| Education | His mother told him not to take sweets from strangers and, quite frankly, that's the greatest education one can receive in life. |
| Alma mater | University of Life |
| Occupation | England |
| Spouse | Wife 1 (m. 2018; div. 2018)
Wife 2 (m. 2019; div. 2019) Wife 3 (m. 2020 - Present) |
| Children | 246 |
| Relatives | No siblings. His parents could only produce so much greatness and it could only manifest itself into one human being. |
Keenan Tanze Taku (born 14 November 1999) is a former law student of Durham University. Born in London, England, he decided to leave the comfort of his home in Pretoria, South Africa in the pursuit of fulfilment and adventure.
He doesn't regret a thing.