User:Link hyrule5

Fan of many books, and lacker of time to type his user page.

Then again, perhaps not...

This user is male.	This user lives in the United States of America.	YAThis user is a young adult.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.	This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.	This user has a television set.
GThis user does not like Mondays.	This user advocates democracy.	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.	This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.	This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.	This user enjoys reading humorous literature.	In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget…
This user loves to eat pizza.	This user eats popcorn.	This user eats chocolate.
This user likes pie.	This user drinks milk.	This user drinks water regularly.
S-0This user does not drink carbonated beverages.	SThis user drinks Snapple.	This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64.
SC4This user's city is much better than Defacto's.	This user is interested in World War II
This user enjoys reading anything.	HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.	G This user is a Gryffindor.
This user lives in a pineapple under the sea.	DThis user reads Dilbert.	snukThis user says snuck.
to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.	their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!	,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).	USThis user uses American English.	laudōThis user's favourite subject is Latin.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.	Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!	This user ought to reconsider being a member of the Lemony Snicket task force. }