User:Private meta

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deDieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.

en-3This user can contribute with an advanced level of English.

ja-1この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。

This user is the DeviantArt deviant known as privatemeta.

This user is interested in
DNA and genetics.

"Flying is throwing yourself to the ground and miss." – Douglas Adams

漫画This user is a manga otaku.

This user has experienced >100 blue screen(s) of death, and caused 1/2 of them.

xkcdThis user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.

This user still remembers these.

prog-2This user is an intermediate programmer.

...This user would like to know all existing languages.

sarThis user is obviously not sarcastic.

About me

What to say? Not much, just contributing!

FAQ

When: Orwells year.
Who: It's private_meta.
What: I'd be glad if i knew.
Where: 127.0.0.1
Why: Free coupons.
Why²: To live forever.
Why³: To fight my fear.

Motto

 o                              \O_ Arrgh!!
<\==-   -   - -   -  -  - ---   /
/ \                            /\

Code

import org.life.Human;
import org.life.Geek;
import org.matrix.Pill;

public static void main(String[] argv) {
  Pill redPill = new Pill();
  redPill.setFree(true):
  redPill.addName("unplugged"):
  redPill.addDescription("Show me how deep the rabbithole goes");
  Pill bluePill = new Pill();
  bluePill.setFree(false);
  bluePill.addName("not free");
  bluePill.addDescription("Believe what you want to believe");

  Human geek = new Geek();
  System.out.println("red pill (0), blue pill (1): ");
  while(geek.size()==0) {
    switch(System.in.read()) {
        case 48: geek.add(redPill); break;
        case 49: geek.add(bluePill); break;
    }
  }
  Thread thread = new Thread("life");
  thread.start();
}